Simon Barnes, Chief Sports Writer
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It has been an enthralling few weeks. Grisly, but enthralling. It has been a
celebration of the second most exciting thing in sport; that is to say,
losing. The England cricket team, an inventive bunch, have found new and
ever more fascinating ways of doing the oldest thing in sport.
Barring the extraordinary — and the last time I wrote those words, it was
after the fourth day’s play in Adelaide and I was expecting a well-managed
fighting draw — but, as I say, barring the utterly and unprecedentedly
extraordinary, England will have lost the Ashes by the time you are reading
this.
And while the defeat and the manner of it have been cruelly disappointing, it
is undeniable that the story has, again, held us in its clutches. It has had
so many vicious and bitter twists: the heroics of Andrew Flintoff, the boy
on the burning deck during Australia’s opening jeu d’esprit
of 602 runs; the defiance of Kevin Pietersen and Paul Collingwood; the great
stand between the two in the next match; Matthew Hoggard’s bowling against
the odds; and, in the latest match, Monty Panesar’s eight wickets and
Alastair Cook’s century.
There has been some stuff to cheer, all right, but, alas, not enough. And so
we need someone to blame, someone to suffer for our disappointment.
Flintoff, the captain, is too well loved, so, naturally, the cry goes out:
sack the coach. Duncan Fletcher must go.
But I have worked out the real reason why England have — barring the . . .
etc, etc — lost the Ashes and am prepared to name the real culprits. Stand
up and be blamed, Ricky Ponting, Glenn McGrath, Shane Warne. It’s your fault
that England have been beaten. You have let England down by playing some
wonderful bloody cricket.
It has become one of those unmentionable things. When England lose a match in
any of the leading sports, every possible reason for failure is debated
except the most important one of all, that the opposition played better. So
hear a shocking truth — there is no rule in sport that says the opposition
are not allowed to do so.
And that has been the truth of the matter. England have made mistakes, and we
shall come to them in due course as the series continues to unravel, but the
fact is that Australia won because they are better at cricket. They played
better when it counted.
Defeat is not entirely a moral failing of the England cricketers and their
coach. England have been up against three of the best ever to play the game:
Ponting is in the form of his life and McGrath and Warne, in their declining
years, are better than most other bowlers at their peak.
Grit your teeth and admit it, it has been a privilege to watch them. If you
didn’t feel enriched by seeing this trio in action over the past three
matches — three men on a mission to set things right after their defeat in
England in 2005 — then you don’t really have sport in your soul. Only
partisanship, and that is a poor thing on its own.
So it looks as if it’s all over. England are in the position of the skater who
misses her first three triples and, already humiliated beyond bearing, must
skate on, smiling horribly, knickers full of ice, until the witless music
mercilessly grinds to its appointed finish. But we who merely watch can look
away already, wondering about the future. An Ashes tour is not about
development, last time I heard, but it is still true that when it comes to
looking at the next five years of international cricket, I’d sooner have
England’s players than Australia’s.
The dissolution of the great Australia team has been long predicted and long
delayed. They are living — and living majestically — on borrowed time, but
payback cannot be put off much longer. Like Private Godfrey in Dad’s Army,
the great names of the Australia side must very soon ask to be excused.
At first glance, a search for Henman-esque positives for England to take away
looks bitter and fruitless. But look closer.
Although it has been the batting that has been the greatest disappointment,
there is potential for a very strong line-up indeed, with the intransigence
of Collingwood, the genuine class of Cook, Ian Bell and Andrew Strauss, and
the extraordinary Pietersen, who may yet prove to be one of the greatest
players of all time. And in the bowling, Panesar at least gave grounds for
optimism, while Hoggard is as solid as ever and Flintoff is always Freddie.
Over the 15 months since England won the Ashes, they have demonstrated
precisely the wrong way to deal with victory. They learnt nothing from 2005.
As a result, they must try to learn something from defeat.
If they can do this, we will be cheering again before too long. Perhaps in the
summer of 2009.
Simon Barnes is the multi-award-winning chief sportswriter at The Times. He also writes a Saturday column on wildlife. His 15 books include three novels and the best-selling How To Be A Bad Birdwatcher. His latest, The Meaning of Sport, was published last autumn. He lives in Suffolk with his family and five horses
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