Stephen Jones in Auckland
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NONE of the three New Zealand coaches has ever tended to drown you with gushing personality. When Graham Henry, Wayne Smith and Steve Hansen faced their questioners in the media conference under the stands of Eden Park yesterday, their expressions and demeanour suggested Mount Rushmore rather than a gang happy at a big win.
It seemed clear that one of the chief reasons they were not gushing about their team’s performance was that they did not rate England one tiny bit. When they were asked to list some of England’s strengths, they could come up with nothing more than some hooded allegations of cheating in the scrum and at the breakdown.
It is surely far too much to expect England to square the series in Christchurch on Saturday, but they should be going full tilt to gain respect and to bring to the three wise Kiwis the smile of recognition that at least they were playing somebody.
England are denuded and tired, but if they are a furious rugby nation, they should be competing much harder in the second Test at many more points than they were in Auckland.
The search for respect should not be hampered by such matters as the need to put out a balanced team. The sheer power and physicality of New Zealand, not least from Conrad Smith and Ma’a Nonu in midfield, means that England have to meet like with like.
They may well decide, after witnessing the unequal contest between Nonu’s power and Charlie Hodgson’s tackling, that Olly Barkley should be shunted to fly-half. If that means Mike Tindall and Jamie Noon, both outside-centres, have to be teamed up, then tough turkey. It must be done.
Overwhelmingly, there is no case for bringing in small men or youngsters just to give them a game. It has been widely supposed that young Danny Care might gain a start at scrum-half, but he was so nervous and ineffective when he came on as a replacement that it would be madness not to allow Richard Wigglesworth to stay.
They should not be standing on ceremony up front either. Matt Stevens should survive on the tighthead, but only with a Force 10 attack mounted by his coaches after his ineffective, supine performance yesterday. If Stevens is to be the natural successor to Phil Vickery, he needs to show more power and passion and devil than he did in engaging reverse gear against a merely adequate New Zealand front row.
The persevering Steve Borthwick should also be a casualty, captain or no captain. His lineout talents did not conjure any real return, so his lack of impact around the field was thrown into relief. It was noticeable, moreover, that the passable England revival that held out the All Blacks in the final quarter was inspired when bigger, more physical forwards such as Ben Kay, David Paice and Joe Worsley arrived to reinforce the willowy pack later on.
It would be arguably the most swingeing selection in recent English rugby history, but I would also discard Luke Narraway, who was, with some justification, regarded as the best and bravest Englishman out there. The splendid Narraway has enough heart for two players, but not enough poundage to do real damage to these All Blacks.
I would boost the lineout and give England a priceless extra option by bringing Tom Croft on to the blindside flank, moving James Haskell to Narraway’s position at No 8. Cruel, I realise, but England yesterday were a holding operation. They had so little to throw at New Zealand and their organisation and courage, and Croft could do damage to the opposition lineout, just as Rodney So’oialo did to England’s.
On the subject of doing damage, Tom Varndell must come in. It is impossible to believe that a player with the pace and size of the improved Varndell would not have taken the chance offered to David Strettle at a crucial stage of the match. At the risk of going blue in the face, it is remarkable how many leading players are discarded by England for the crime of reaching their mid20s. Power and weaponry must be the keynotes, and a pack that includes Kay, Croft and Dylan Hartley, plus a chastened Stevens, might just be good enough to remove a little of the smugness from the Kiwi dugout.
Perhaps the only position where England might opt for what they consider to be talent over power is at full-back. Mike Brown is an able player and he can run some decent lines, but he looked hesitant, caught in the headlights. Mathew Tait probably has relevance in this sort of clash these days only as a full-back. The prospect of him conceding 5st to the giant Nonu by choosing him in the centres has no appeal. But if he can be properly shielded by England; if Varndell and Topsy Ojo can form a decent team with him at the back, there may be a case for giving him a run. England did not exactly look like bursting into space with any regularity yesterday, and the memory of the single fine run made by Tait against South Africa in the World Cup final may grant him the jersey.
It would not be perfect. Nor would many of England’s selections, because they are choosing only from what they have here at the end of a blistering season. But it would be even more depressing if they left these shores without at least hinting at a new momentum going into a new era. For goodness sake, any England team must be good enough to be worth beating.
Who should play in the second Test?
Stephen Jones picks his England team to play New Zealand in Christchurch next Saturday: M Brown (Harlequins); T Varndell (Leicester), M Tindall (Gloucester, capt), J Noon (Newcastle), T Ojo (London Irish); O Barkley (Bath), R Wigglesworth (Sale); A Sheridan (Sale), D Hartley (Northampton), M Stevens (Bath), T Palmer (Wasps), B Kay (Leicester), T Croft (Leicester), J Haskell (Wasps), T Rees (Wasps)

Stephen Jones has been rugby correspondent of The Sunday Times for more than 20 years and is regarded as one of the sport’s most influential commentators. Twice named Sports Correspondent of the Year by the Sports Journalists' Association, he won William Hill’s Sports Book of the Year for Endless Winter.
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NH teams come down here and play after a gruelling season of 6 nations, Guiness and Heinekin and get thumped. They must be tired and run-down...New Zealand go up there, tired after a long NPC, Super14, Iveco and Trinations...The result is always the same....NZ 4 NH 0. 'Tiredness' no longer cuts it!
Dave, Auckland,
New Zealand 4 tries
Nigeria 2 tries
Dave Robinson, Cambridge,
I would love nothing more than to see the best England team play down here but aside a World Cup I can't see it happening. In November, the All Blacks will tour the UK in search of another Grand Slam. Despite their season beginning in February, I bet the top All Blacks are there.
Rhys, Christchurch, New Zealand
absolutely agree with other posts regarding 'size'. what is it with jones and weight? it looks like the england team spend too much time in the gym, all pumped up but no talent. sheridan is but one example.
mark rogers, dubai,
Never ceases to amaze me how cocky Nzers can get and how crappy e/body else is to NZ teams - all suffer inferority complexes.
Engalnd played to their strengths 20 mins at start and from end, AB's did same for 2x20 min periods and then tried playing touch Rugby.
This week should be good
Mark Whelan, Auckland, New Zealand
Gosh- the Powder Puff Super 14s produce a team that physically outmuscled their Northern Hemisphere compadres. How did that happen?
Gazza, Sydney,
Jones, would it be correct to assume that you believe end of season tours such as england's current should not take place?
England are tired after a blistering season? A poor excuse tagged onto a poor team with poor management who are poor losers.
Best stay at home and rest next time, poor things
Macsen Wledig, Thurles,
Care must start! the tempo immediately picked up when he came on. Wigglesworth should never pull on an England shirt again. I would definately play Richards ahead of him.
Tiger, Oxford,
"White shirted Orks on drugs" was the charge levelled against England a few years back. Seems to me that most of the extra's in the "rings trilogy" might be playing for the AB's...And you lot are still moaning about Wayne Barnes...Grow up eh...
Blocky, Chelmsford,
England should build a bridge and get over their loss to The All Blacks.
They played dumb rugby, pure and simple.
Rob Andrew dosen't help the English cause either, just a whinger.
Micha, Palmerston North, New Zealand
This is what Eng retreats to whenever they get handed a bad result. From memory, the team that out performed NZ the most in the last 10 is Aust when they had skilful, smart players like Horan, Little and of course the fantastic John Eales. None were huge. It takes more than muscle you think?
Shon Davies, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
I agree with all of the below comments, Sheridan was strong for 10/15 mins, average for the remainder, along with the majority of the england team. The key difference for me is the huge intensity the AB's play at, and the agrression they have in the tackle and breakdown areas, they were awsome.
Nick, cheltenham, UK
The English Scrum was as usual seriously over-rated. This All Black smashing must be really embarissing for little Stevie Jones. The AB's smashed them playing the old rules, he must be terrrified of what the AB's we will do when they play his woeful, pedestrian England under the new rules.
Sean, Dublin, Ireland
NZ being the best international rugby side between World Cups is like being good at the coursework and failing in the exam.
There, there. We know how much you want it, you can't fool us. And now that you have home advantage again after all these years, maybe the dream will come true.
Martin, London,
Stephen
Why, year after year, column after column, are the English always "exhausted" or "tired" or "denuded" or a combination of them all. Season after season they are always "exhausted" etc. I know this cannot be an excuse for lame performances. Tell me why.
Marty, Wellington, NZ
With the exception of 2003, these annual summer tours are disrespectful to opposition and supporters alike. Every year we take 3rd string sides to play in the Southern Hemisphere and get walloped. We should stay at home and rest so we are competative in the Autumn and win more respect down under.
Matt Jackson, Bristol, United Kingdom
Sorry Jonesy, you're off on some of this.
Noon and Tindall would be the same as bashing two flankers in there. Get Flood in at 10, a far more aggressive player than people seem to give him credit for, Barclay the 12 shirt and Noon the 13. Balance of power, pace and creativity.
James Cullup, Oxford,
mr jones
some facts for you:
conrad smith 95 kgs
olly barkley 92 kgs
matt tait 90 kgs
matt giteau 85kgs
john winter, bath,
Sheridan by many in England is considered massively over rated. We saw Saturday what many see in the GP week in week out that up against anyone with a hint of scrummageing technique that being able to bench press a small house counts for very little.
Stuart, London,
Oh, how short is the memory and one-eyed the comment from 'Barry' of Auckland - were you not watching how your reveres All Blacks scored at least one of their tries? The small matter of a blatant forward pass...
No mention of the referee being at fault on Saturday, eh?
Tim, North Shore, New Zealand
SIze is a red herring. Is Carter big? No. But he has all of the right skills. Is Tuitavake? No. But he went out and nailed Tindall (who is big!) is the first backs collision of the match.
Evidence shows mental toughness is the critical difference in elite sport. England lacked it last week
Grant C, Dubai, UAE
Come on Jonesy, meet like with like, Tindall and Noon vs Smith and Nonu, The only way your backs will meet like with like is if you start selecting all the ex Allblacks collecting their pension in the UK/France.
Paul, Ohope, NewZealand
The Pom's biggest selection blunder was the omission of Wayne Barnes.
Barry , Auckland,
The England lineout totally dominated and should not be tampered with too quickly. NZ fell off in the last 10 not due to the impact of Kay or others but because Cowan failed to read the game including feeding into the wrong side of the scrum, blowing an overlap, missing tackles and passing poorly.
Dave, Auckland, NZ
Well at least England had the decency to let New Zealand play their game and win. They took a good old kicking so the New Zealand fans and the neutrals got a spectacle. Rather then England fronting up, putting it to New Zealand and winning ugly ala Muster v Toulouse? Hey Stephen!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul, London,
The all blacks will live with any other sides power game and take them on in the power stakes. If you want to beat new zealand then you will have to be more subtle working with a combination of skill, pace and power.Why does everyone in the NH believe they have a superior power game to the SH.
rooster, North Berwick, Scotland
Mr Jones.
What of the World's best prop Mr Sheridan. Where is your criticism of him for another lacklustre performance against the ABs.
In fact I don't think he has ever produced a world class performance against the ABs
Geoff, Wellington, New Zealand
Ahhh...normal transmission resumes. Would I exchange places with an England fan who has to watch 4 years of dross ands then play a style that suits a 4 week tournament or a team which gives endless entertainment but can't adapt to the 4 weeks? Easy choice really. Roll on the ELVs.
PD, Auckland, NZ
Congratulations England for your wonderful start. It was to be expected. However, the skill level between the two sides was certainly noticeable. The handling by the All Blacks was far superior. Take out the two opportunist tries and the score would have been a huge embarrassment to England.
Kevin Jones, KihiKihi, New Zealand
Yah - the AB's did it again, & what is it with Sheridan??? We thought he was going to add some magic to the English side and maybe give the AB forward pack a good old fashioned go - nope!!! Bring on next Saturday in Christchurch - as the English rugby jersey says "02" :)
Fi, Palmerston North, NZ
It would be good to see Hartley and Kay starting in the pack. The advantage of playing Tait at full-back is the Noon-Flood-Tait understanding. Tindall has to go if we want more tries and a functional back three. Varndell is the nation's top try scorer - enough said.
Tony Gold, London, England
"Compared to some of the bright young things who have appeared in England in the fly-half position of late (excluding Danny Cipriani) Hodgson is so consummately superior, notably in terms of tactical nous, kicking game and generalship, that comparisons are brutal." said Stephen Jones
Phil, Westland, NZ
Have followed with interest Mr Jones' comments over the years.The All Blacks will always be the best international side between World Cups,England will always scrape together a bunch of battle scarred dray horses posing as rugby forwards to contest and produce decent results at Word Cups.
Gerry Portegys, Tokoroa, New Zealand
Poor deluded Stephen. Size and power and tough driving tight forwards only exist in the Northern hemisphere. And, when the All Blacks arn't arrogant, they're smug!!!! After regaling us with Wayne Barnes being the be all and end all of referees,he, all of a sudden, is an expert on forward passes!!!
Adrian Firmin, Wanganui, NZ
Despite the continual write up of Sheridan as a powerhouse prop on his performances in this country he is an overated powder puff.
Bob, Wellington, New Zealand
The English pack was only 5kg lighter. And your big hero, Sheridan, was excellent for the first ten minutes, but then faded. Maybe it's fitness that's the key. Size, size, size, that's all you ever blab on about, but 5kg over eight men is hardly worth mentioning.
Simon, Melbourne, Australia
Stephen Jones in dreamland as usual. Varndell may be big but he tackles by flailing his hands around. Croft is lighter than Narraway - he's a beanpole. Tait is heavier than Brown and gives away less than 2 stone to Nonu. If they play Noon and Tindall the back 3 will never get the ball anyway.
Simon Carter, London,
A rush defence, not a lateral drift, is the most effective weapon against a large NZ backline. Look at the most successful team against the All Blacks - South Africa always adopt this type of defence. Sort it out Ford, better still, pay the bucks for Edwards and let England rip in.
Pommy John, Brisbane, Australia