Mike Atherton, Chief Cricket Correspondent
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In Bamber Gascoigne mode, allow me to give you a starter for ten: which team are second in the ICC Test Championship? OK, if you got India, here is your bonus question: by how many points do they trail Australia and when will the championship be decided? It is only a short distance from that ignorance - on my part as well as yours, I suspect - to asking the final question: how many people care?
After a raft of Twenty20 announcements this week, Test cricket has never felt more vulnerable. My opening gambit for this newspaper described the Twenty20 revolution as the greatest opportunity the sport has known. That remains the case. That cricket is awash with cash can only be good news, especially for the players who have long been the impoverished relations in sport. Good for cricket, too, because someone such as Phil Neville, equally good at football and cricket when he was young, would now pause for thought before deciding which sport to pursue as a career. There is a buzz about cricket.
But I also said that wise administrators were never more needed because there are inherent dangers posed by cricket's newest form, especially if it begins to dominate to the exclusion of everything else. Careful thought and planning, working out how best to preserve the old while embracing the new, are required. After what has happened this week, it is hard to have much confidence that the game is in good hands.
The impression was given not so much of careful planning but of chaos, of decisions made on the hoof with little or no consultation and scant regard for the long-term health of the sport.
At the start of the week I. S. Bindra, for example, soon to become the principal adviser to the ICC, talked of a desire to repackage Test cricket. Much of what he said had merit, but the message was drowned out by the news, on the same day, of a Champions League Twenty20 competition that would offer $5 million (about £2.5 million) to the winning team. No prizes for guessing what filled the sports pages.
Bindra, presumably, was talking with his ICC hat on. This is the first squeak of any note that we have heard from the game's rulers for a long time. Can you imagine any other governing body being so quiet and so ineffective while the structure and ethos of the game changes day by day? Cricket is reorganising itself along football lines, with clubs becoming as important as countries and player loyalty a thing of the past, and the ICC stands idly by.
Now take the Champions League and the chaos surrounding it. England were keen to promote it on the eve of this year's domestic Twenty20 competition, to give it a massive boost. Lalit Modi, the commissioner of the Indian Premier League (IPL), chief power-broker and king-maker of world cricket rolled into one, cautioned that it had only been agreed in principle. Like the man from Del Monte, it will only happen “when he say yes”.
Then there is the issue of those players who have featured in the Indian Cricket League (ICL), who have pariah status. Modi, using every tool available to him, is trying to blow the ICL out of the water and insists that no team who select ICL players will be eligible for the Champions League bonanza.
Cricket Australia, meanwhile, is charged with creating the rules and regulations for the Champions League, but while it dithers, English clubs had to decide who to pick for the Twenty20 Cup, which started yesterday. As it stands, we have the ludicrous situation that only a handful of counties are ICL-free. If Modi is as good as his word, either or both of the English teams who qualify for the Champions League by reaching the Twenty20 Cup final could be disqualified.
Now consider the status of those players who are available to play in the Champions League for more than one club. When the Champions League was first mooted, it was clearly stated that players would play for their state of origin. Now Modi insists that the IPL franchises who have signed big-name players for big money will have first pick.
Can it be right that Morne Morkel, produced by his home state in South Africa and nursed by them through injury, will play for Rajasthan Royals against the Titans in the Champions League? Or, closer to home, if Andrew Flintoff becomes a big-money signing for Mumbai Indians, can it be right that he would play for them against Lancashire, who produced him, nurtured him, protected him and continue to employ him?
Chaos was further in evidence when, at the conclusion of the third Test match between England and New Zealand at Trent Bridge, Giles Clarke, the chairman of the ECB, announced, in impromptu fashion, an injection of £2 million a year in win bonuses for the Test team. When, later, the ECB's media department was asked to clarify, there was a look of panic and ignorance. Clarke had jumped the gun, announcing something that was yet to be agreed with the England Player Partnership, probably because it had dawned on him how relatively impoverished the Test game looked.
And he is right, there is a massive financial imbalance between the long and short forms of the game. Clarke's announcement sounded all well and good. Now do the maths: £2 million divided by 12 players, say, divided by, on average, 75 days of Test cricket a year, and the result is a win bonus of a shade more than £2,000 per day of Test cricket. So, following the money, which would you rather do: a day of hard grind for £2,000, or a three-hour frenzy in Antigua on November 1 to become a dollar millionaire overnight?
If a non-contracted player is selected for England's first Test against South Africa next month, he will be paid a match salary of £6,000. That is for seven days' work. Now, it would be unjustifiable to describe any sport as back-breaking work, but there is no comparison between the physical and mental demands of Test cricket and those of Twenty20. It is called Test cricket for a reason. Given the rewards on offer, many may start to question whether the ultimate test is worth the hassle.
If the next generation of cricketers begins not to care, why should we? It would make me sad to see Test cricket wither because five-day matches between international teams have produced the greatest moments I can remember. Cricket would be a coarser, less subtle, less diverse game without it.
I am not a Test-match fascist and recognise that not everyone feels that way, and that people are free to choose their preference. But if the administrators continue to preach that Test cricket remains the ultimate, as they do, they need to be made aware that they are doing everything in their power to undermine it.
At the conclusion of England's victory over New Zealand, it was difficult to recall a Test series that had been more overshadowed. Certainly, there have been series swamped by interest in other things - the football World Cup, say. But I could not recall a series more dominated by other cricketing events. Michael Vaughan had barely finished brushing his lips across the silverware than the ECB was pumping up interest in the “original” Twenty20, as it likes to call it, and the Stanford millions.
Back to University Challenge, anyway, and another starter for ten: where are England and South Africa in the ICC Test Championship and how many points separate them? The answers are third and fourth respectively, and there is only one point between them. It should be a cracking Test series, and never has it been more needed.
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Test cricket will survive....and T20 will rule......at the cost of 50 over ODIs...which are neither here nore there.
While I can appreciate the sadness and concern in the tone of the writer......from time immemorial "old order changeth...yielding place to new ( and generally better)".
anu_D
anu_D, Kuwait, Kuwait
The beauty of Test cricket is being lost in today's fast-paced society, people want everything in an instant including entertainment from sport. Hopefully there'll still be enough interest in the big Test series and we won't lose it completely.
Too much greed just like in football will ruin it all!
Chetan, London, UK
Dear MA -
Isn't there a way to just ban BCCI / ICC / ECB / CA and all other cricketing boards for doing what they are doing to Test cricket? It's not that I don't like T20, it's just not proper cricket - very soon you will see bowling machines instead of bowlers and batters just slogging away.
Dhaval Brahmbhatt, Bolingbrook, USA
Cricket Hurtling Towards Football ?
High-flying Franchises - Bossy Owners - Big Bucks - Hire Fire - Abusive City-based support
Currently, cricket is rushing forward at breakneck speed - meeting football head-on.
But we have time - to blow the whistle and pull out the red cards.
Mina Anand, Chennai, India
SHYAMAL - There is absolutely nothing wrong with Flintoff playing for Mumbai, the point that was being very well made by Athers was that how would we deal with a situation where he was playing for Mumbai against Lancashire, his principle employers.
Jez, Telford, Shropshire
Huyen - The British press have been very suspicious, even cynical about Stanford, particular for his disdain for the longer versions of the game. I agree with Athers, the money being introduced should be a great thing, it just needs strong administration and governing, both currently lacking.
Jez, Telford, Shropshire
I agree with Stuart. ECB and CA should stand-up and support ICL. As an Indian , I want BCCI to understand that they are not the only body who know cricket. ICL should be recognized by ICC.
Devendra, Mumbai, India
Don't worry David, the ECB will take good care of English cricket, oops, English and Welsh cricket - sorry, I forgot I was talking about an organisation that can' or won't even call itself by it's proper name, the English and Welsh Cricket Board or the EWCB.
Al, Weybridge, UQ
The hypocrisy of the British cricket media in covering the IPL borders on the obscene. Circus, not-subtle, power hitting: the abuse is endless. The MCC wont even grant official status to the Stanford tournament and that somehow, does not appear to be a "circus" to the British media.
Kartik Sivaraman, Bangalore, India
Contracts, transfers and big cuts for agents. That's where the money is for ex-pros.
Footballers still express burning desire and (well, maybe) pride to play for their countries. Counties with youth development programs, youngsters wanting to play for Lancs over Man U? That'll be the day!
Wassa, Liverpool,
oh yeah. power-broker, circus... keep heaping the abuse. but i don't see a peep out of any english hacks about the cash stanford vulgarly displayed. if ever there was a circus masquerading as cricket, this was it. but what do british newspapers say about it? nothing.
huyen, hcm city, vietnam
With ICL, IPL and Mr. Stanford, Cricket is at crossroads. In time, some of these tournaments will cease to exist and a clearer picture will emerge. That is capitalism. There is nothing wrong in Flintoff playing for Mumbai Indians. For years Indian test players played in English counties for money.
Shyamal, Webb City, USA
Cricketers are not the impoverished relations of sport. They make less money than players in a handful of team sports, and less than top golfers, tennis players and motor racing drivers, but they make more than those in dozens of sports.
Oliver Chettle, Bedford,
20/20 is good for cricket - but if Test cricket and the notion that at its highest level, cricket is a matter of National pride becomes an oddity, the game stands to lose in the long run.
George Malayil, Clinton Twp., USA
I have a vision: the 2047 World Cup, 20:20 format, 142 countries playing, 4bn viewers. If you were Ken Kamyuka (Uganda) wouldn't you want your son in it?
Of course Clarke is taking decisions on the fly: he's a pioneer in a hurricane. Beats calling a committee to think about it next January.
Wade Miller-Knight, London, England
Who exactly runs world cricket? It is becoming more evident every day that it appears to be faceless Indian financiers and bureaucrats - now trying to select the teams in English county competitions!
It is about time the ICC (or at least the ECB and Cricket Australia) stood up to the BCCI.
Stuart, Manchester,