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When, during the match between Middlesex and Trinidad & Tobago on Monday evening, the camera panned on to David Collier, the chief executive of the ECB, who was sitting on the balcony with Allen Stanford and accepting his hospitality, the picture was an uncertain one. Was that a smile or a grimace on his face? As he jiggled in his seat, with reggae blasting away in the background, was Dave busting his moves (yeah, man!) in a particularly frigid English way or was he wriggling with embarrassment? Because from what we have seen so far, the ECB has pawned the national team off for little more than a rich man's ego trip.
English cricket has become Stanford's WAG.
WAG, of course, a term coined during the football World Cup finals in Germany in 2006, does not really stand for wife and girlfriend; it stands for someone who is noteworthy only for the movements and actions of someone else; someone who is unthinkingly and uncritically admiring. An appendage, in other words. And from the moment Stanford landed his helicopter at Lord's in June, trailing his cash, with the ECB's officials fawning all over him, English cricket has been reduced to WAG status.
The Texan billionaire's canoodling with some of the England players' wives and girlfriends (who proved their WAG status by requiring others to get upset on their behalf) is the moment that has brought the issue into sharp focus, but that is the least of it.
There was no intention to offend, just a bit of harmless fun. How lovely it would have been to see one of the women give him a good slap, or tweak his moustache in irritation.
Harmless, then, but once again it concentrated attention on the only person that matters this week. And don't fool yourself that it is any of the players on view. This is Stanford's show. He has a personal cameraman and at least once during every game the attention switches from the cricket (also reduced to WAG status) to Stanford as he makes a tour of his fiefdom, meeting and greeting, lifting children up and cooing in their ears and bouncing good-looking women on his knee.
Then there is his access to England - the team photo with the players and the right of entry to the dressing-room; a sacred place, but not this week. Just outside the dressing-room is a sign on which the photos of those allowed in are posted for security reasons. Right in the middle is Stanford. Next time you are at Lord's, why don't you knock on the door, too? After all, what is the difference, in cricketing terms, between you and Stanford? Nothing - except a few noughts on the end of your bank balance.
This is just a modern twist on an ancient tale of temples and the money men. The ECB will argue that all this was not part of the contract, part of the deal. But didn't they read the small print? When rich men get involved in sport this is usually how it ends up. I was at Old Trafford in 1989 when Michael Knighton (a pauper by Stanford's standards) dribbled his way towards the Stretford End and buried one in the bottom corner during his abortive attempt to buy Manchester United, his schoolboy dream.
Sport ought not to be like this, though. We all know that it is a business, of course, but when the action starts and the focus switches from the boardroom to the field, that is when money is supposed to be irrelevant. The playing field, the dressing-room should be two of the few remaining altars over which money has no power. The England dressing-room? You're supposed to get access to that by your talent, your dedication, your passion and willingness to chase a long-cherished dream - not by the size of your bank account. Once such a place loses its mystique, it is cheapened.
Those who run English cricket will justify their involvement with Stanford in many ways. Money is the least of it, actually, since the $3.5 million (about £2.2million) that goes to the ECB each year is small beer. Sure, the West Indies Cricket Board needs the money more, and there is a genuine desire to help it on the part of English cricket. No, the deal with Stanford was initially about keeping England's IPL-starved cricketers sweet and then, as England and India have begun to squabble more and more, it has morphed into something more political - an attempt to shore up support from the West Indies against increasing Indian dominance.
What is the price of self-respect, though? No wonder Collier may have been squirming: he'd just realised English cricket had become a WAG. Don't worry, David, there's only four more years of bondage left.
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I guess the grapes are "Sour" now, England huh. Had you won the $20 Million, it would have been knighthood for the whole team......
Ravi, NY, USA - Guyan
Brilliant piece, Michael. Spot on.
Justin, Manchester, UK
20-20 cricket has become a sporting reality TV show. A good idea intially but it runs the risk of burn out due to over exposure asall countries jump on the 'money' band wagon. Hopefully Stanford et al will lose interest soon and we can settle down again to Test and 50 over cricket....
Andy, Swindon,
You cheapened cricket with that soil in the pocket fiasco MA...
Dom, Munich, Germany
Athers,
spot on my son.
That one reared up on a lengh off one of the cracks in the ECB :-)
paul, Sheffield, UK
Is this the same Michael Athurton who used to play at John Paul Getty's ground Wormsley Park?
Len, Selby,
Athers, a fantastic piece
Isam, Dhaka, Bangladesh
Anything that can make the Windies good again is good.. But this will just make them good (probably the worlds best) at twenty20. Please someone put dosh into test cricket!
Tim, seoul, Korea
Right on a perfect length,Athers!And you always say you couldnt bowl!
Stephen, Huddersfield, W Yorkshire
Athers,
You have connections to the Caribbean.
You can see how much the sport down here needs Stanford.
Why all the churlishness?
Dexter, West Indies,
Endightment?
Come on david from St Albans, dictionary o'clock.
Athers, spot on but im sure if you were still captain you would not ban Sir Allen from the dressing room!
Philip, LONDON,
Another fantastic article Michael I have not watched one ball of this circus and will not be watching any of it.I really fear for the future of the sport I love
mat anderson , milnrow, england
Good article, Athers. Today the BCCI is too powerful and a balancing force is required. But partnering with Stanford is not going to help the ECB in achieving that. And to answer Ram Chandra's comment, Allen Stanford has already been knighted. I don't think he can be knighted again :-)
Vishy, Chennai, India
David, St Albans: given Boycott toured SA in 1982 for no reason other than money. I'm sure if offered he would have played then, whenever, and if offered, now if the cheque was right!!
David, London,
Spoken like a true American Lloyd, Brilliant article Athers!
Duncan Ferguson, Guildford,
Mikey..
You got it bang on target...English cricket sure needs the Stanford Millions to quench their thirst for money..I see a Knigthood coming Sir Stanford's way soon and Lords is the next bastion to be stormed..He has the dollors anyways.
Ram,Bangalore,India
Ram Chandra, Bangalore, India
Yes Athers quite right a sad endightment of our times, could you see Fred Truman or Geoff Boycott wearing pyjamas and slogging for 20 overs just for the lure of the filthy lucre? I hope sincerely that 20Twenty is a flash in the pan. It would so serve them right if England went home with nothing.
David, St Albans, UK
English cricket 'is one of Stanford's WAGs'. Michael Atherton is a bit polite about this but i think English Cricket has become Stanford's Mistress...
Agni, hyderabad, india
Superb article Athers.
Matt, Hong Kong, Hong Kong
I don't have any sympathy for the partners of the players. Have they all taken time of work this week to watch their partners do their job? Or, do they live off the players earnings?
Michael, your task for the Lords test next year against Australia is to get Emma Prior to sit on your knee.
John Traynor, Birmingham, UK
The President of the IOC,Rogge recently disdainfully dismissed cricket as worthy of being on the Olympic stage,perhaps out of anachronistic anti-English feelings yet Atherton reserves his vitriol for Stanford - a man who is paying cricket athletes what they are worth.
Lloyd, NY, USA