Joe Lovejoy, football correspondent
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For reasons presumably to do with the team’s recurrent lack of success, opposites always attract the Football Association when they come to replace the England manager, so we go from Steve “buddy-buddy” McClaren to the martinet that is Fabio Capello. The appointment was not so much a sea change as Groundhog Day, the contrasts having started when the first England manager, the academic Walter Winterbottom, gave way to the ultra-professional Alf Ramsey. Don Revie, of the copious dossiers and spies in the camp, and his successor, “Uncle” Ron Greenwood, were chalk and cheese, as were the matey Terry Venables and Glenn Hoddle.
Hoddle, the nonconformist minister, was replaced by Kevin “one-of-the-boys” Keegan, and when he threw in the towel the FA went for their first aloof foreigner, Sven-Göran Eriksson. And so it went on, from “Call me Steve” McClaren to the Spartan regime of “I’m the Boss” Capello. In reality, the Italian’s rules of conduct amount to not much more than standard practice elsewhere. It seems austere only because the England camp, with its entourage of WAGS, mates, relatives and agents, had become liberty hall. Under Capello, players are addressed by their proper names, the use of mobile phones is restricted, there is a dress code and everybody eats and leaves the table together. Anybody who has played under Arsène Wenger or Rafa Benitez will regard this as the norm, but Capello’s style and the behaviour of the class of 2008 makes for an interesting comparison with their predecessors.
Ramsey, appointed in 1963, was the first England manager to enjoy real authority. The architect of 1966 is widely seen as the archetypal authoritarian, but while it is true that he did not suffer fools, he was a pragmatist on and off the field. He let his players call him Alf, and they were allowed latitude. There was a curfew, normally 11pm, but it was routinely broken by Bobby Moore, Jimmy Greaves and others. On one occasion, when England were playing Portugal in Lisbon, these two, along with Bobby Charlton, Gordon Banks and Ray Wilson, went out drinking and returned to the hotel well after midnight. Back in their rooms, they found their passports on their beds.
The warning was clear, nothing needed to be said. All the players involved took part in the match, which England won 4-3. Moore, who could drink any of the others under the table, was fond of these nocturnal excursions and was indulged in them by Ramsey, who made it his business to know all his players’ movements. England’s late, lamented World Cup-winning captain told me that on one such occasion, when he had sneaked out to see Ella Fitzgerald in concert, he returned to find a note on his pillow bearing the manager’s signature and the times, successively crossed out, 11.05, 11.35, 12.05 and 12.15. The room checks had been made, as usual, by trainer Harold Shepherdson.
After a brief interregnum when Joe Mercer was caretaker for seven matches, Ramsey was replaced by Revie. Recruited from Leeds, with whom he had won the league twice, “The Don” was a moderniser who took attention to detail to the extreme. Some deemed Capello’s preliminary squad of 30 top heavy but upon Revie’s appointment, in July 1974, he organised a meeting of 80 players.
Revie never made up his mind about those original choices, and chopped and changed with bewildering regularity. The basis of his appeal was patriotism and he adopted Land of Hope and Glory as England’s anthem. He was ridiculed by the players behind his back for introducing bingo and carpet bowls for team bonding. Equally unpopular was his insistence that they retire to their rooms by 10pm. The boredom was such that some resorted to sleeping tablets.
Like Capello, Revie tried to outlaw card games for money but, as ever, where there was a will there was a way, and Emlyn Hughes lost a small fortune on one trip, when his sluggishness in settling his debts led to a temporary falling out with Roy McFarland. Of the infamous dossiers in which Revie supplied each player with a detailed breakdown of the opposition, Trevor Brooking said: “We were in the position of having to worry about the opposition and it may have proved psychologically harmful. Reading your immediate opponent had a great left foot and could do this and that did not inspire confidence.”
This most acquisitive of York-shiremen also insisted the squad wear tracksuits whenever possible, leading to questions about his links with the suppliers, Admiral. Revie walked out on England to manage the United Arab Emirates in 1977, when Greenwood took over. The FA chairman, Sir Harold Thompson, said there was a need to “bring some dignity” back to the job, and Grenwood did that, creating a more relaxed atmosphere. He told the players to express themselves rather than adhere to a rigid pattern of play, but his talented squad underachieved.
If that sounds familiar, how about the reasons Greenwood gave for his contentious reluctance to pick Glenn Hoddle? “Glenn’s ability was prodigious,” he said. “On the ball he was a delight, his control of Brazilian quality. He was a living, breathing denial of the charge that British football cannot produce players with great technical skill. Yet I did not think he was properly fit. There were periods in a game when he would duck out. His shoulders would slump and he seemed short of breath. A player needs staying power to keep looking for an effective position.
Often, too, Hoddle seemed obsessed by the long ball. Sometimes these passes looked better than they were.”
Recognise anybody? David Beckham, perhaps? Greenwood retired after the 1982 World Cup in Spain. Enter Bobby Robson, with his amusing malapropisms and absent-minded professor routine. “Hello, Bobby,” he said to Bryan Robson once on emerging from a lift, to be told by his chuckling captain: “No boss, me Bryan, you Bobby.”
Robson thought he ran a tight ship, but did nothing of the sort. During Mexico 1986, late-night drinking games in the hotel bar having ended in broken glass and staff complaints, Robson called the press together to explain he was taking action. A curfew was being imposed. “Quite right, too, Bobby. For what time?” “Midnight.” “Yeah, that’ll really teach ’em.” Robson was also England’s most successful manager of the modern era, taking an attractive and effective team to the semi-finals of Italia 90, where they lost to the Germans on penalties. After that, Graham Taylor’s tenure was a major disappointment. Chosen ahead of Howard Kendall in part because of a perceived expertise in handling the media, Taylor made such a poor fist of that aspect of the job, as well as the playing side, that he had to engage a PR, David Teesdale, who somehow contrived to aggravate the situation. In the belief that press conferences were too long, Teesdale placed an egg timer in front of his client, and was left red-faced when the next day’s tabloid headlines screamed: “Time running out for Taylor.”
After the failure to qualify for the 1994 World Cup, Taylor was replaced by Venables, who is highly regarded by just about every England player who played for him. He treated players as adults, and expected them to behave sensibly. Venables’s team distinguished themselves at Euro 96, but off the field they did the opposite in the infamous dentist’s chair incident at a Hong Kong nightclub and on the Cathay Pacific flight home, when damage was done to a TV screen during high jinks that also saw Dennis Wise locked in an overhead luggage compartment. Venables asked for the culprits to come forward. When nobody did, he said: “Right, then we will take collective responsibility.”
Tony Adams, captain at the time, recalled: “That became our buzz-phrase and actually brought the squad together.”
Hoddle took charge in 1996, after Venables had been refused a new contract, and will be remembered for all the wrong reasons – his religious beliefs and reliance on faith healer Eileen Drewery. It has passed into folklore that when she laid hands on Ray Parlour he asked for a short back and sides. Less well publicised was her dismissive response when Ian Walker asked her to help his sick wife.
Hoddle was a thoughtful, progressive coach, but not as clever as he thought and his high-handed methods did not go down well. On one occasion before the 1998 World Cup in France, he humiliated Beckham, in front of the entire squad, by questioning his ability to master a skills drill in training.
Yet Hoddle’s attention to detail was second to none. He brought in Wenger’s dietician from Arsenal, who introduced the squad to the food supplement Creatine, and blood-tested the players to determine who needed which vitamins. Hoddle won 60.71% of his matches - second only to Ramsey’s 61.06% – but had to go after offensive remarks about the disabled. Enter Keegan, who could hardly have been less strict, scientific or tactically astute.
He would join in the banter, the card schools, the training games and the after-hours entertainment. Although hugely popular, his naivety cost England at Euro 2000 and he quit, close to tears, after a 1-0 defeat against Germany in the last international played at the old Wembley stadium.
The FA replaced him with Eriksson, who brought order to the chaos, but became the classic “Nearly Man”. The Swede’s solid teams were quarter-finalists at the 2002 and 2006 World Cups and also at Euro 2004, which was respectable. It was not his results, however, but his lifestyle and pursuit of lucrative alternative employment that undermined him. Most damaging of all was his acceptance of the celebrity cult.
Beckham was endlessly indulged. The captain became an automatic selection, fit or not, breeding resentment, and by the time Eriksson left in July 2006, there was a belief that it was harder to get out of the team than it was to get in.
McClaren, mistakenly promoted to replace his boss, exacerbated Eriksson’s worst traits without emulating his success in qualifying for the big tournaments. The abiding memory of McClaren will be of him sheltering under an umbrella at Wembley as the roof fell in. And so to Capello. The Italians have always been big on respect and he clearly commands that. It is a good start.
Forget the golf and knuckle down in the new regime
FABIO’S RULES
1 Players should wear smart clothes on trips, with blue shirts. Short socks are forbidden
2 Midnight curfew with no-one allowed out at night 48 hours before a game
3 Any problems to be raised with the coach by the captain only. Other players are not allowed to discuss issues
4 All players must eat together and they must be on time
5 Capello is the last man to board the team bus
6 Mobile phones prohibited in the dressing room, on team bus and around the communal areas
7 Play with ‘honour’ for the shirt in every game
8 Training sessions last a minimum of two hours and players must take pride in every session
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Brookings remarks on revie were enlightening.
The dossier was revolutionary, and is now standard practice, Leeds won everything
Brooking won nothing, except when a ball hit him on the head.
His success with Keegan was brief to say the least.
Greenwood?Started brilliantly, regrettably England never looked the same, after we lost a game to Austria, as Greenwood lost his way.
Upto that point we looked almost world beaters for a time.
Wilkins was 18, Barnes was 18 Coppell was young and Keegan became the player he was because of those kids who were around him.
After coming up with a team pattern, 4 2 4 which could also play 4 4 2 or 4 5 1 and selecting players who proved they could adapt, he dropped Barnes after Austria and we lost our shape and our way.Barnes was never the same player again.
I remember when Revie picked those 80 players, we were 13, we were arguing about the players who had been left out.
Hoddle only became a great player after moving to Monaco
nicholas ramsey, london, england