Joe Lovejoy
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Within hours of Fabio Capello speaking of his plans for England’s future, Holland effectively raised the bar on Friday night, trouncing France in Berne with a stellar performance that evoked fond memories of their Total Football of the 1970s.
Holland were mightily impressive and it’s difficult to disagree with Dutch winger Arjen Robben, who said: “This was called the Group of Death - and it’s us who are doing all the killing.”
The Dutch were at their kaleidoscopic best, embarrassing opponents who were World Cup finalists only two years ago with the quality of their passing and the purposeful intelligence of their movement, both on and off the ball. Les Bleus were given a masterclass in the athleticism and geometry of the modern game, and their thirtysomethings suddenly had the hangdog look of yesterday’s men, appearing to age before our eyes.
Some excellent football is being played at Euro 2008, of a standard to which John Terry and company can only aspire. Frankly, for the moment at least, matching it is beyond their capabilities. England failed to qualify for this tournament, and now we are reminded why. So many other teams are better.
It will be small consolation, but they are in distinguished company in their inadequacy. It was expected that the two host nations, Austria and Switzerland, would struggle, but what of Italy and France, World Cup winners and runners-up respectively as recently as 2006? How the mighty are fallen.
For two ageing teams it would seem to be a tournament too far and either, or quite possibly both, could well be on their way home after they meet in Zurich on Tuesday. Holland, with six points, are already assured of their place in the last eight, and will be tempted to field their reserves against Romania in Berne the same night, in which event a Romanian win - and remember, they were good enough to draw with France and Italy - would see them through to the quarter-finals alongside the Dutch. It is an intriguing scenario, the outcome of which could leave the vaunted Azzurri facing a repeat of the rough treatment they received after their elimination by North Korea at the 1966 World Cup, when they were pelted with rotten fruit upon their return home.
Much was expected of them here as world champions, yet they were completely outplayed by Holland last Monday, and they would have lost to Romania in Zurich on Friday had not Gianluigi Buffon saved Adrian Mutu’s penalty.
Roberto Donadoni, Italy’s coach, apologised for their poor results in the first two games, but insisted they had been the better team. “Some players did not play at the level expected,” he said, then claimed Italy’s shortage of goals was of no great concern.
“Before the tournament, when people evaluated [Alessandro] Del Piero and [Luca] Toni they expected them to score all the time, but it doesn’t work like that. It’s not the first, nor the last time, they will have to wait for goals.”
Of the France match, he said: “It’s going to be decisive and the way we start is going to be key. We have to make sure that we use the adrenaline that has been built up beforehand.”
That Italy are a team past their best is self-evident. Del Piero is nearing 34, Christian Panucci is 35, and even the much-invoked Fabio Cannavaro, absent injured, will be 35 in September. A lot of the others are past 30, and an invigorating dose of rejuvenation is required, and soon.
Much the same can be said of France, for whom the warning signs were there when they were comfortably held goalless by the Romanians in their first match. Even for those of us who witnessed their sterility that night, however, the magnitude of the beating they took from the men in orange four days later came as a real shock. Claude Makelele (35) and Lilian Thuram (36) had the weary appearance of men who have been to the well once too often. Thierry Henry scored his 45th goal in 101 internationals, but he will be 31 soon and is increasingly prone to injury. He also looked to be lacking in confidence.
France, like Italy, are overdue a transfusion of new blood, and must hope that the likes of Samir Nasri, who is joining Arsenal for £12.5m, and Karim Benzema of Lyons, who is coveted by Man-chester United, among others, can step up to the plate.
On the other side of the euro, there is much to admire and enjoy in the way that Spain, Holland and Portugal are all promising to atone for wasted years of underachievement.
Wesley Sneijder, the young midfielder from Real Madrid, has scored two of the best goals to date for the Dutch, who also have Ruud van Nistelrooy in irrepressible form. They came here fearing the worst after a troubled qualifying campaign, and it would be entirely in keeping with that quirky character of theirs to leave as the best.
Spain are also looking good, with David Villa and Fernando Torres as dangerous as strikers come, and Portugal are enriching the tournament with the sublime skills of Deco and Cristiano Ronaldo.
Of the others, Croatia’s progress into the quarter-finals, as victors over Germany last Thursday, will have given Capello, who was there in Klagenfurt, much food for thought. It would be no surprise if Niko Kranjcar, Luka Modric et al were to derail England again in the forthcoming World Cup qualifiers.
Plenty of time for that, though. For the time being, let’s just sit back and enjoy Europe’s finest.
Paper talk: where did it all go wrong?
The French press reflected the despair of a nation yesterday with Aujourd’hui, saying ‘The Blues KO’ and L’Equipe telling its readers ‘It only remains to pray’.
The Italian press, partial to a conspiracy theory, were more aggressive, expressing anger at Friday’s referee, Norwegian Tom Henning Oevreboe. ‘If Italy were a club team, we’d say there was a plot going on among officials,’ said Corriere della Sera. The Italians’ fear is that Holland and Romania will carve up Group C. ‘Surely it can’t always be Denmark v Sweden?’ said Gazzetta dello Sport, referring to the Scandinavian mutual assistance that saw the Azzurri crash out of Euro 2004.
GROUP A FIXTURES
Today
Switzerland v Portugal, Basel, ITV4 7.30, kick-off 7.45, highlights BBC1
Turkey v Czech Republic, Geneva, ITV1 7.30, kick-off 7.45, highlights BBC1
What next? Portugal have won their group. The winners of the Czech Republic-Turkey game will join them. Should the match end in a draw, they will have a penalty shoot-out, the first of its kind in the European Championships
GROUP B FIXTURES
Tomorrow
Austria v Germany, Vienna BBC 1, 7.30pm, kick-off 7.45
Poland v Croatia, Klagenfurt BBC 3, 7.30pm, kick-off 7.45
What next? Croatia have won the group. Germany need a draw against Austria to join them. If Austria and Poland win, goal difference will be the decider, unless both teams end with the same goal difference. The coefficient for the 2006 World Cup will be the deciding factor as Austria did not qualify for Euro 2008. Poland would go through because they finished above Austria in England’s Group 6
GROUP C FIXTURES
Tuesday
Holland v Romania, Berne BBC3, 7pm, kick-off 7.45
France v Italy , Zurich BBC1, 7.30pm, kick-off 7.45
What next? Holland have won the group. Romania will go through if they beat Holland or draw, and if France draw with Italy. If Romania lose while France and Italy draw, all three teams will have two points, which means Italy will go through if their match is a score draw. If Italy and France draw 0-0, Romania will go through provided they don’t lose by more than two goals against Holland
GROUP D FIXTURES
Wednesday
Greece v Spain, Salzburg ITV1, 7.30, kick-off 7.45
Russia v Sweden, Innsbruck ITV4, 7pm, kick-off 7.45
What next? Spain have qualified for the quarter finals
Thursday June 19 QF1
Portugal v runner-up Group B (Basel) ITV1, 7.30, kick-off 7.45 Highlights BBC1 11.35pm
Friday June 20 QF2
Croatia v runner-up Group A (Vienna), BBC1, 7.30, kick-off 7.45
Saturday June 21 QF3
Holland v runner-up Group D (Basel) BBC1/ITV tbc, kick-off 7.45
Sunday June 22 QF4
winner Group D v runner-up Group C (Vienna) BBC1/ITV tbc, kick-off 7.45pm
Wednesday June 25 Semifinal 1
Winner QF1 v winner QF2 (Basel) BBC1/ITV tbc, kick-off 7.45pm
Thursday June 26 Semifinal 2
Winner QF3 v winner QF4 (Vienna) BBC1/ITV tbc, kick-off 7.45pm
Sunday June 29
Final (Vienna), BBC1, 7.45pm
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My point in saying that the Sweden v. Denmark game ended 2-2 was that it would be very hard to fix a game 2-2. As I remember it at least one of those goals was many peoples' pick for goal of the tournament.
CHRISTOPHER K., CHICO, United States
I fail to understand the anti-italian sentiment evident in many of these comments... Perhaps bitterness at failure to qualify? Better luck next time chaps...
Marco, Dubai,
You know, mr Lovejoy, i think you're lucky to be paid to write such an article. In euro 2004 Greece outplayed many "giants of international football" and then, they vanished.The fact is that in this kind of tournaments there is a mix of ingredients to cook and luck is the most important.(You know?)
Francesco, Treviso, Italy
The best thing about the Euro Cup is that that in two years there will be the World Cup.
At least from the Italian standpoint, of course.
Otto, Milan, Italy
So often have the italians managed to squeeze through group despite playing horrible football that it has become some sort of rule - if they´re not in the elimination round of the game, there must be a conspiracy. What with the maffia and all, you´d think the conspiracy came the other way around.
Anders, Amsterdam,
Italians are already making excuses for not even being able making out of the group, blaming everyone else but themselves and complaining about an imaginary fix between Holl and Rom, forgetting that Rom already has beaten Holl in qualifications and before they have even played France. How infatuate
Mailat, Munich, Germany
And so the advanced mathematics begin. Thankfully we have the Times to keep check for us. I've already lost all track myself.
Brilliant analytical article!
Erik, the Hague, Netherlands
It is a pity that Italy is left again at the mercy of other teams, as it happened in 2004. But now as then, if they hadn't got merely one point in two matches they would not be at the mercy of others' results -- the same to be said for France, of course.
Harry, Oxford,