Brian Glanville at Upton Park
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WATCHING this game, with its plethora of unforced errors, Fabio Capello could
only have been confirmed in his reportedly low opinion of the technique of
the players from whom he must choose.
True, Matthew Upson, who used to play for Birmingham City and had a capable
game for England at Wembley on Wednesday, was a notable exception. But even
he, his manager Alan Curbishley believed, might have been feeling the
effects of the international.
Curbishley, in mitigation, also pointed out that his right-back, Lucas Neill,
had arrived from playing for Australia only at 7am yesterday and Mark Noble,
who was at least expected to be on the bench, was “feeling his hamstring”
during the warm-up having played for England Under21s during the week, and
was kept out of the game.
Not that any of these considerations could excuse such a patchy performance
from either side. The game was blemished in the 88th minute when Mark
Clattenburg sent off Lee Bowyer for an overly robust challenge on Damien
Johnson. Give a dog a bad name? Certainly it appeared before Bowyer’s
challenge that Hayden Mullins had made a far more drastic one, but it was at
Bowyer, so often expelled in the past, that Mr Clattenburg flourished his
red card.
Curbishley said he thought and hoped the referee would look at the incident
again. “I didn’t think it was that serious, but obviously the referee is on
the spot and sees it a little bit differently,” he said.
Curbishley felt his team had played well in the first half but hadn’t seemed
likely to score in the second.
The early exchanges did, indeed, suggest that the Hammers would win at a
canter. In the seventh minute they went ahead when a huge throw in from the
left by full-back George McCartney was flicked on by Carlton Cole and
touched in at full stretch on the far post by Freddie Ljungberg, his first
goal for the club.
In the second half, Curbishley ultimately moved Ljungberg off the wing and
into central mid-field because he felt the game was getting away from his
team. But to the outsider the crucial factor was the excellent, ever
resilient goalkeeping of Birmingham’s Maik Taylor.
After 16 minutes a Birmingham goal came as something of an anticlimax. The
Birmingham manager Alex McLeish praised his Scotland international James
McFadden for the way he slipped through the West Ham defence for the penalty
award, when, in Mr Clattenburg’s view, he was pulled back by Neill. McFadden
sidefooted the spot kick in to the left corner.
“The penalty was real soft,” Curbishley complained. “I couldn’t even see an
arm around McFadden. I was really surprised when he gave it. I knocked us a
little bit.”
As for a relieved McLeish, he said: “I thought we had a lot of the ball in the
first half. But we didn’t make as much of the opportunities as we would have
liked. In the second half we were more fleeting.”
Thanks as much to defensive inadequacy as attacking virtuosity, chance
followed chance at either end. The minute before McFadden’s equaliser, a lob
by Mullins found Cole, who shot just wide. On 29 minutes Matthew
Etherington, lively on the left, sent in a cross that Bowyer met but Maik
Taylor saved.
Six minutes more and Mikael Forssell, for the first but not the last time,
wasted a good opportunity. McFadden crossed, but the Finnish striker’s
header went straight into the arms of Robert Green.
On 38 minutes West Ham created their most impressive move of the game. Four
passes between four players ultimately found Etherington, but Maik Taylor
turned his shot wide.
Point, counterpoint. The very next minute McFadden, seemingly to his own
surprise, found himself all alone not far from goal. But his first touch was
atypically poor as West Ham scrambled the ball away for a corner.
The second half continued in the same error-ridden way. Dean Ashton,
particularly, wasted chances. Upson came upfield to show his attackers how
it might be done with a powerful header to Etherington’s in-swinging free
kick, but Maik Taylor dealt with that one too.
Then Gary McSheffrey made what seemed the clearest of chances for Forssell,
but he squandered it, pulling his shot wide of the left-hand post.
So to the sending-off and a mediocre draw, though McLeish could at least
console himself that salvation for what he called his very young team, might
be in sight. “We’re out of the bottom three this week,” he said. “But it
means nothing until May.”
Match stats
Player ratings: West Ham: Green 7, Neill 6, Ferdinand 6, Upson 7,
McCartney 6, Ljungberg 6, Mullins 6, Bowyer 6, Etherington 7 (Camara 83min),
Cole 7 (Faubert 62min), Ashton 6 (Spector 90min)
Birmingham: Maik Taylor 8, Kelly 6, Martin Taylor 6, Ridgewell 6,
Murphy 6, Larsson 6, Johnson 6, Muamba 6, McSheffrey 7 (Parnaby 87min),
Forssell 6 (Jerome 76min), McFadden 7
Star man: Maik Taylor (Birmingham)
Scorers: West Ham: Ljungberg 7 Birmingham: McFadden 16 pen
Yellow cards: Birmingham: Johnson, McSheffrey, Muamba, Maik Taylor,
Jerome.
Red card: West Ham: Bowyer
Referee: M Clattenburg
Attendance: 34,884
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Has anyone noticed at just what a ridiculous angle Dean Ashton's 'broken' ankle has been re-set?
Since coming back from injury he has been half the player he used to be completely unable to run, control the ball, win a challenge and time his jump for headers.
He should've been sold while we had the chance. Those gullible and oh so desperate Geordies would've bought him for sure!
Darren Heath, London, England