Oliver Kay
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No matter what slurs and accusations may be thrown at Liverpool’s American owners, for as long as they retain a grip on this “wonderful franchise”, they will always lay claim to delivering Fernando Torres to Merseyside and for that, if nothing else, his adoring public should be thankful. Whether or not they dipped into their own pockets to do so is a different matter, but after a second hat-trick in successive appearances at Anfield last night, the club’s £20.5 million outlay last summer is looking a masterstroke.
Torres missed training on Tuesday with a stomach bug, but there could be no better antidote than another hat-trick as Liverpool reclaimed fourth place in the Barclays Premier League from Everton with a resounding victory. Admittedly, it came against a poor West Ham United team, who had lost by the same scoreline at home to Chelsea four days earlier. Alan Curbishley delivered a withering appraisal of their performance but, as abject as the London team were last night, Liverpool were impressive. Torres ensured that their fourth consecutive win in all competitions was secured with a swagger that was absent from their play during much of this winter of discontent.
“I think the team was really good, a great performance,” Rafael Benítez, the Liverpool manager, said. “Torres is on fire. He had a small problem before the game and we were thinking about maybe resting him, but he was OK. If he continues scoring goals, I’m sure he will be a threat to defenders.”
This is what is known as understatement. Certainly, West Ham’s defence could not get close to him, with Lucas Neill, the captain, enduring a miserable evening and Matthew Upson limping off with a calf strain in the closing stages. Neill and his colleagues breathed a sigh of relief when Torres departed to a standing ovation after his third goal but there was still time for Steven Gerrard to score a spectacular fourth goal, leaving Curbishley at the mercy of West Ham’s supporters. Having begun by calling for him to play two men up front, they finished by chanting “It’s just like watching Charlton” — quite damning, really, at the risk of offending anyone in London SE7.
“We made no impression on Liverpool,” Curbishley said. “It’s the second time in four days we’ve played a top-four side. They were going to be tough games but I didn’t expect the two performances to let ourselves down like that. The last four days is the first time this season they’ve let themselves down. We’ve had, well, not a crisis meeting, but a bit of a meeting in the dressing-room.”
The problem for Curbishley, as he prepares his team to face Tottenham Hotspur on Sunday, is one of context. Were West Ham truly awful or did Liverpool make them look so? It seemed to be a bit of both; even if they were unfortunate to be faced with a centre forward, Torres, in such spectacular form, they could hardly claim to have made life difficult for him.
The first goal was a case in point, with Anton Ferdinand seemingly well placed to deal with a routine right-wing cross from Dirk Kuyt. There was the slightest hint of a deflection but, if that was what threw Ferdinand, there was no faulting the reactions of Torres, who sent a right-foot shot across Robert Green.
The main problem for Liverpool this season has been dropping points, usually from winning positions, but there was no danger of that once Torres scored his second goal on the hour, again left unchallenged to score with a header from another tame-looking cross by Kuyt. Moments later, he stooped to head a menacing cross by Gerrard against the inside of the post, but he was not to be denied a hat-trick, which he duly claimed with nine minutes remaining when he wriggled past a weak challenge from Neill and struck a right-foot shot that Green might feel he should have kept out.
Green had rather less chance of keeping out the fourth goal, which was struck from 25 yards by Gerrard two minutes later. By this time Torres was on the bench, the warmth of his ovation still ringing in his ears.
At the final whistle, the paeans to Torres eventually gave rise to some rather less complimentary chants about Tom Hicks and George Gillett Jr, the club’s American owners, as part of the latest sit-in protest on the Kop. As a snapshot of life at Anfield in 2008, it was quite revealing. Curbishley, though, had worries of his own.
Liverpool (4-2-3-1): J M Reina – Á Arbeloa, J Carragher, M Skrtel, J A Riise – X Alonso, J Mascherano – D Kuyt (sub: Y Benayoun, 63min), S Gerrard, R Babel (sub: J Pennant, 76) – F Torres (sub: P Crouch, 82). Substitutes not used: C Itandje, S Hyypia.
West Ham United (4-1-4-1): R Green – L Neill, A Ferdinand, M Upson (sub: J Spector, 63), G McCartney – H Mullins – F Ljungberg, N Solano (sub: D Ashton, 69), M Noble, L Boa Morte – C Cole (sub: R Zamora, 69). Substitutes not used: R Wright, J Paintsil. Booked: Cole, Neill, Noble.
Referee: S Bennett.
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"Admittedly, it came against a poor West Ham United team"
Why is this proviso necessary? Ronaldo has 21 in the league this season. Remarkable, but is it mentioned that nearly one quarter of those goals have all come against an awful Newcastle team, or that just 5 have come against teams currently paced in contention for a European place, while 2 thirds have come against teams in the bottom six? No, the pro united media simply heap plaudits upon a fine player having an exceptional season.
elvislives, Dublin, Irl
In response to Greg!
Kuyt has been a somewhat mystifying player at times, sometimes awful, sometimes great, but can't deny his contribution last night setting up 2 goals, so can control, can pass, can cross...........some of the time!
AP, London,
Good Liverpool performance BUT....
Dirk Kuyt bothers me immensely.
Can't score, can't control, can't pass, can't cross.
Is he a striker, midfielder or a makeweight?
greg, Joburg,
I was lucky enough to be at the game, this is the best balanced side Rafa has put out this season. West Ham did not know how to play against Liverpool. They looked like a mid table team, it is a massive leap to the next stage, financially too. How much did Cole cost? He is more a workhorse than creative forward, bringing others into the game . Sean from London is totally wrong , how does he know what they sing if he isn't there? Everybody thinks they are an expert at analysing football nowadays, but in reality they don't move from their comfy sofas all season long,therefore getting a distorted view of the truth.
diane slater, llangollen, wales
I have stood/sat in the Kop for over 30 years so feel reasonably qualified to comment on Sean's comments...to an extent he's absolutely right. It's important that we get the opportunity to voice our concerns about the current shenanigans at Liverpool but I am not sure that half baked half/full time chants are resonating anywhere beyond L4. I am sure that hard nosed, Texan millionaire businessman T. Hicks is quaking in his boots at the 'they don't care about Rafa...' song. If the plan is to truly hammer the point home then maybe look towards Tom's wallet.
RB, Liverpool, UK
Must agree with Enda... 4-2-3-1... Liverpool looked not only comfortable, but exciting in this formation! Best game I've seen Kuyt play yet! Only problem is that it doesn't allow for Crouch to get on the pitch. Babel needs not always cut inside, but he'll learn as Rafa will teach him. I know it was only West Ham, but the lads done extremely well! forget 4th, why not 3rd!?
Gillett & Hicks, thanks, but no thanks, with all due respect, please leave our club alone!!!
Julian Bennett, Kent, England
Lucas Neill is the new Tomas Repka !
Adam, Eastcote, London, UK
Sean from London, when was the last time you went to the Kop? You need to stop listening to the waffling and gossip mongering media.
We are one of the few sets of fans who remain vehemently loyal to our players and the fantastic manager we have and regularly show this through our songs etc....
I've never heard a song about the odd couple sung at a match; we sing about us: our team, our heritage and our legacy, nothing else.
barney, Liverpool, UK
Suddenly the Value of a 20 million 23 year old is seen, even less than 20 with Garcia going the otherway. It doesnt matter how much he cost, if we qualify for the CL, then he pays for himself.
These are the kind of signings that we need to complement the home grown talent of Gerrad, what a strike, and Carragher.
Paul, Sydney, Australia
this new 4-2-3-1 formation is working a treat. rafa did it at valencia and now its paying dividends at liverpool. it gets the best out kuyt and babel as they both played in similar positions in holland. dirk is not an out and out striker and he always hugs that right wing when played as a striker anyway so we may as play him as a right sided attacker. babel is the same, hasn't really settled into the left side of a 4-4-2 formation but as part of a 4-2-3-1 system he has more space to show what he can do. gerrard loves the extra freedom that he gets from having mascherano and alonso holding for him. but most importantly it gets alonso onto the pitch. i will be sickened if we let a player of his ability go in the summer. liverpool will get that 4th spot now and will go very close to winning the champions league again because of the anfield factor. all in all it hasn't been a bad season considering all the off-field politics and the fact that we've blooded babel, leiva and skrtel
Enda, sydney, nsw
The Kop only sing about Rafa or the owners these days. If they want Liverpool to keep winning they need to get behind their team and provide the stage they once did.
Sean, London,