Martin Samuel
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Bolton Wanderers may have seized a lifeline with Saturday’s win over West Ham United, but without wishing to disparage a victory that will be celebrated in some quarters as fervently as a big cup win, what is the point of it all?
What is the point of any club who have survival for its own sake as their aim, as so many in the Barclays Premier League do these days? Clubs who no longer balance the accumulation of riches with a lust for glory and exist, it would seem, largely to keep a bank statement healthy.
Last season, Bolton qualified for the Uefa Cup, which was a fantastic achievement. Once there, however, they treated the competition as an unwanted distraction. If so, why is survival essential now? What is the purpose of Premier League existence if progress means nothing and status maintenance outweighs all? Where is the bounty of the season for supporters if the highest aim is the generation of money and the right to watch a better class of opponent next season? Truly, as the Old Trafford taunt goes, they have only come to see United.
The same question could be raised with another ten clubs, including the one defeated at the Reebok Stadium at the weekend. Alan Curbishley, the West Ham manager, is working hard to get a mid-table finish rebranded as a triumph, having lost six out of eight matches at a stage in the campaign when it was possible to kick on and challenge for Europe, but what is there to laud in mediocrity?
Supporters beyond the elite quartet may no longer think seriously of winning the league, but in a season when three of four FA Cup semi-finalists were from a lower division, other prizes were within reach. “Finishing in the top ten is not to be sniffed at,” Curbishley said. In this, of all seasons, yes it is.
Yet throughout the Premier League, weakened teams were fielded in domestic cup competitions and European campaigns were viewed with suspicion. Now five or six teams are battling to maintain their Premier League status. Big deal. Cut to basics and unless a club truly have ambition to go somewhere, to use their Premier League position as a platform to greater glory, all that is being fought over is cashflow and when football becomes just another branch of the accountant’s trade, where is the magic?
Of course, Premier League survival is important, but only if it is a means to an end. This season Bolton’s run in the Uefa Cup should have been one of the highlights, a true underdogs story. They drew against Bayern Munich, became the first British team to win away to Red Star Belgrade, defeated Atlético Madrid in the knockout phase and then, when it mattered, when the last eight was in sight, fielded a weakened team against Sporting Lisbon, to focus on a match against Wigan Athletic (that they lost) and were eliminated by a slender margin.
Now, for a club such as Bolton, who are barred from winning the league in the present climate, attaining a place in Europe is surely as good as it gets. To show an aptitude for the competition is an unexpected bonus, considering Everton recently dipped a toe in the Champions League, were beaten by Villarreal home and away at the qualifying stage and have not been heard from since. Yet Gary Megson, the Bolton manager, appeared to resent participation. The team who made history in Belgrade were greatly reduced (better to concentrate on another match against Wigan) and by the time the tie in Lisbon arrived, it was as much as Bolton could do to turn up. There were two players from the Lisbon starting lineup in the first XI at Wigan three days later, including Ali Al Habsi, the goalkeeper.
So what is the fuss about? Bolton’s win on Saturday gives them hope of what, exactly, beyond the right to fulfil another set of similar fixtures next season? Given that the best supporters are with their team through thick and thin, don’t they deserve more? Don’t they at least deserve a plan that aspires to more than money-transference and the chance to see Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney once a season? Not that either of them played when Manchester United went to Bolton on November 24. They probably had a big match coming up.
When silence is golden
The explanation for the failure of Rafael BenÍtez, the Liverpool manager, to appear at his usual Friday press conference was that he did not want to get in the middle of the fight between Rick Parry, the chief executive, and Tom Hicks, the co-owner. He was probably also mindful of the maxim that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. He may need to take a vow of silence for the rest of the season, then.
Stick to chiropody, Neil
Leon Cort, the Stoke City defender, says that he suspected that his time was up at Crystal Palace when Neil Warnock, the new manager, said that he did not have enough scars on his face. Bobby Moore managed to get through his career without looking like Razors from The Long Good Friday, too. If you can play, it is not compulsory.
Fabio’s vanishing trick
Fabio Capello is still on honeymoon with English football, and here is the proof.
From The Sun, Friday, April 11: “Fabio Capello has revealed that Theo Walcott’s blistering display in the Champions League semi-final took his breath away. He said: ‘The run he made for Arsenal’s second goal was incredible – there can be no disputing Walcott’s maturity.’ ” From The Daily Telegraph, Wednesday, April 9: “Fabio Capello left Anfield after about 80 minutes on Tuesday and so missed the one real moment of magic from an Englishman.”
Now can you imagine if Steve McClaren had tried to pull that one? “The wally with the brolly” would not have been the half of it.
Cech’s career change?
Bad news: Petr Cech has 50 stitches in his face to go with the protective headgear he wears in matches. Good news: producers of The Phantom of the Opera are wondering if he can sing.
Holes in Ramos plan
Juande Ramos, the Tottenham Hotspur head coach, says that he needs to spend big to take the club forward, which will come as joyous news to Joe Lewis, the owner, who lost £500 million in the Bear Stearns crash. Ramos also says that he is determined to retain Dimitar Berbatov, the 27-year-old Bulgaria striker recently linked with Manchester United and AC Milan. He may find his two policies incompatible.
Inequalities of fortune
One of football’s greatest myths has been nailed in the past two weeks. Decisions do not even out over the season. There was no pairing of the stonewall penalty that Arsenal were denied against Liverpool at the Emirates Stadium. How, by any logic, could there be? Decisions never balance and, in fact, Arsenal are not as hard done by as many. A rotten twist of fate is more likely to make an impact on a small team.
Say, Manchester United are playing Fulham at Old Trafford. In the first half United have a good goal ruled out for offside. Infuriating, yes, but unlikely to be their only chance of the game. But if Fulham have a legal goal disallowed, the odds are that it will be their one opportunity to win, resounding away victories at Old Trafford being a rarity.
Think of West Bromwich Albion, a club who have not reached an FA Cup Final in 40 years. They feel that Milan Baros handled the ball to set up Portsmouth’s goal at Wembley. I am not so sure, but it was a borderline decision. For argument’s sake, let’s say he did. When is that call going to even itself out? At next year’s FA Cup semi-final, perhaps?
Is he worth it, Brandon?
David Beckham’s salary has been revealed as £63,000 a week, 508 times that of his Los Angeles Galaxy teammate Brandon McDonald, who takes home £124 before tax. No potential for jealousy there, then, so long as Goldenballs does his shift. About 36 goals a game should do it.
Fifa must play fair
An attempt to overhaul the disciplinary system is to be attempted by the FA, in the hope of removing one of the game’s great vexations. If successful, the loophole that a violent offender cannot be further punished if a referee is deemed to have seen his transgression and dealt with it, even if the punishment was inadequate, will be closed.
As it stands, a player can commit an appalling and dangerous foul that deserves a red card, but if the referee issues only a yellow, or even gives only a free kick, the incident is deemed to have been judged and no further action can be taken. “A game cannot be refereed twice,” Sepp Blatter, the Fifa president, has said.
The case being put by the FA is that if a seriously bad tackle is met with inadequate censure, the referee cannot have seen it correctly and will welcome the opportunity to review it the next day, with the benefit of technology, when he could upgrade his verdict. By the same token, issued yellow cards could be challenged, as well as red ones. The present system allows for a booking to be rescinded only in the case of mistaken identity.
Both excellent ideas that, placed before a sensible regime, would go through on the nod. This is Fifa we are dealing with, however. As Harry Hill would say: “What are the chances of that happening?”
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Bolton wanted to have a crack this season but it wasn't to be. The point is survival, once that is assured you can look towards progress. You don't race a car whose engine is on fire, you put the fire out first. Big Sam left a massive void. If we do survive it will be a great achievement.
The times that Bolton has gone to Old Trafford and won. Bolton does have a crack, we do try to achieve and we have been ambitious. This season just hasn't worked out well. Your article insults the massive success that Bolton has worked for and experienced.
The Euro examples set by Leeds United and Ipswich are a caution. Ipswich have never returned to the top flight, Leeds monetary problems - due to their European lust - now sees them fighting for survival in the old 2nd div. We wanted to beat Sporting but our first responsibility is to survival. We aren't into death or glory charges. Because we are sensible we will be able to achieve greater things in the future. Come home Sam!
Tim Gore, Canberra, Australia
Couldn't agree more. At Bolton we've watched a non ambitious board, drive away a very good manager by refusing to fund him.
Yes, sometimes the football was dire, but the one thing you could not accuse Big Sam of was lacking ambition.
Credit to him, he nearly broke the monopoly of the top four with little or no money.
In the end though, money mattered more to our greedy board than success, so he left.
Try telling our loyal fans that a turgid 1-0 at Wigan didn't make up for Athletico Madrid or Bayern.
I hope our club, if or probably when we are relegated would serve as a warning to others.
Non ambitious board, leads to lethargy amongst the fans, who then refuse to pay inflated prices to watch a mediocre team play for nothing.
This leads to poor attendances, which leads to failure to attract players, which leads to relegation.
Only time will tell if those lost fans turn up next season in the Championship, but somehow I doubt it.
Henry, Toronto, Ontario
Just who would Manu and Arsenal beat if there were no also rans. The top four clubs are so far ahead in terms of crowds and income that none of the other clubs can catch up except maybe Spurs and Newcastle. The rest are there to be beaten.
Norm, Walbottle, UK
Wow Shahsan, that's a particularly cynical theory. Are you suggesting Fergie is an evil genius who is planting "drone" managers at Premiership clubs so that they will bend to his will? Interesting. I would believe it if the teams managed by Alex McLeish, Steve Bruce and Bryan Robson weren't bending to most other teams will as well.
Also, Brandon McDonald would be earning just under £6000 a year if what Mr Samuel is saying is true. Good job he doesn't live in the UK as he would be getting hammered by Alistair Darling.
Phil, London,
Out of curiosity, Mr Samuel, I would like to know the record of clubs managed by Ferguson's former favourites against Manchesterd United. Have clubs managed by Steve Bruce, Bryan Robson, Roy Keane, Mark Hughes etc ever beaten United? How many guaranteed points does that mean for United each season? I reckon United are guaranteed six points from their last 4 games, another three if Rio's brother does something similar to what Gary's brother did last year. The tile race is over.
Shahsan, Sydney, Australia
What is there to laud in mediocrity indeed? Actually, this question applies as a metaphor for just about every facet of contemporary British life: Education, health, public transport, etc, etc.
At least Man U and Arsenal manage to lift spirits a little - but Curbishley's observation - "finishing in the top ten is not to be sniffed at" - says it all. Newcastle are not so far off being able to do that - and as a supporter of that club I have to say this season's fare has been absolutely execrable. That we can still aspire to a top half finish is an indictment of the Premiership.
Where is the magic? Not in most of the Premiership, that's for certain.
Christopher Wright, Paris, France
Chris in Worthing, you sound like a reasonable chap, good point.
Another Chris, Worthing,
stop whining sheff utd fans. you went down because west ham were better. I wanted you to stay up too, but you can't blame the west ham team for some dodgy dealings by their owners.
dave, preston,
Don't quite see your point concerning Snr Ramos Martin. Sure Mr Lewis has lost money with BS, so I am sure will the Glazers as their US assets are not immune to the credit crunch & availability of funds issue.
As a private company they are under no duty to declare it either. The Italian economy is in the worst state for many years also, unless dear old Silvio is prepared to bend a few rules...
It might sound a little Ridsdalian but if the Spurs board genuinely want top 4 then they are going to have to realise that these kind of decisions need to be fully thought through & budgeted for appropriately. Knowingly selling your best player to a direct competitor is not going to help with this quest.
Jeremy, Farnham,
Lets get the old firm invited to the premier league,I know there fans wont accept survival alone and we will have 2 more genuine contenders for the title,and they will attempt to win all the cups as there fans will demand it.I know i would rather watch Spurs v Rangers and Celtic v West Ham than some of the drivel that is served up to me at the moment with the likes of Bolton and Fulham
PAUL DOCHERTY, CHELMSFORD, ESSEX
Well said. I'll never forget Dave Kitson's comment that he didn't care one iota about the FA Cup. Cardiff and Pompey players will have a day they'll remember for the rest of their lives. The highlight of Kitson's resume will never be anything greater than "once finished mid-table in the Premier League."
Brian, Upstate NY, USA
£124 before tax? Behave....
I thought i was reading the Times, not the sun.
C'mon Martin, dont patronise us!
Tom Anderson, BCity,
Golf. The Masters. Paul Casey, in contention, about to putt. Realizes the gusty wind moved his ball. No-one else saw it... He calls a one shot penalty on himself.
Compare this with the morally redundent, neanderthal, over paid celebs who disgrace football.
Effing and blinding is their only form of communication.
They regularly threaten GBH on refs.
Their spiv style agents negotiate mega salaries - 50,000, 60,000, 80,000 grand a week. is now the obscene norm.
The Premier is ruled by an elite clique.
The also ran clubs merely survive. Dodgy, substandard players who routinely kick, elbow and bulldoze their technically superior opponents.
We must rethink which clubs are in the Premier, scrap at least one cup and start to develop an honesty ethic among new players.
No chance? Then, let's all take up golf...
Leigh Vernier, Riyadh, KSA
I feel very sorry for the supporters of Bolton Wanders, and the missed opportunities of their European campaign. The new regime seems to have continued on with the very frustrating mentality that Sam Allardyce brought to Newcastle United and imposed upon the team. His tactic every game was to firstly negate the oppositionâs strengths and then nick a winner by the odd goal.
Big Sam was one of standard bearers of this tactic but now about 75% of premier league managers adhere to the mantra so perfectly described in your headline - Safety first, progress last. The utter dross served up by these teams is very hard to swallow for the average football fan. Managers like Wenger, Ferguson, Keegan, Coppell and Redknapp obviously want their teams to play attacking football for the 90 plus minutes and long may this continue. Hopefully this trend of negativity will be reversed in the near future
Barry Gledson, Newcastle Upon Tyne,
No point moaning about the number of teams just playing to stay in the prem, when obvious self-interest from the same clubs keeps the money merry-go-round spinning. There's no will to change, so live with it, and join the majority of armchair prem watchers who just watch the top 4 and their champs league games.
Me, as a Sheff Utd fan - I know the pain of unfair relegation from the prem. An experience which just underlines the dishonourable lengths some teams (like WHU) will go to to stay there. So I'm surprised that you're surprised a poor attitude dominates all but the top 5 or 6.
John, Sheffield, UK
That's the premierleague we've allowed to be created. Anti-competiton.
James, Durham,
Could not agree more mate. What is the point of West Ham, Bolton, Blackburn, Reading etc?
They represent dull mediocrity at best, fans of the Premiership big four hate playing the stragglers, not from any "giant killing" fears, just that the games are so incrediblely boring.
The mid-table teams never seem to be even the slightest bit interested in winning, just containing for 90 minutes, a goalless draw being seen as a "result."
It would not be such a bad thing if the top four clubs in the great European footballing nations formed a breakaway super league. At least the games would have a bit of flair and technique.
Red tide, Liverpool,
Am I the only one who thinks there's a good chance Capello might have seen Walcott's brilliant run on telly later on, then had a chat with the Sun the next day?
Chris, Worthing, England
The referee couldn't have seen Adebayor's deliberate handball on Sunday - so I guess the FA will review and give the chap a one match ban.
Geoff, Mountain Ash, Wales
Martin: Thorough sense as always. Can you please turn your attention to something that turns me into Mr Angry, i.e. the ridiculous pantomime that occurs at every corner kick. I don't think I need to go into detail, suffice it to say that I reckon there are about 3 clear-cut penalties, or alternatively free-kicks to the home side, at each corner. And while we are at it, what about the proposed clampdown on shirt-tugging. I find myself getting more angry at that than some of the dangerous play we've seen recently. It is nothing more than out-and-out cheating. Maybe I'm just getting old!
Robert Harding, London,
Brandon McDonald, who takes home £124 before tax.
That can't be true - you can't live on that.
Bill, Sheffield,