Simon Barnes, Chief Sports Writer
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Excuse me, but this is Britain we're talking about, isn't it? As in Plucky Brit gets fourth. As in Plucky Brit says it was my dream just to be here. As in Plucky Brit says making the final was my gold medal. Britain, a country in which we are used to quarter-final exits on penalties, Ashes whitewashes, lost and bewildered rugby champions, and the annual Day 1 round-up of the Wimbledon wild cards who have bitten the dust.
Yes, that Britain. The one that the Australians laugh at, the one Americans hold in contempt. Well, you're talking about the country that won eight gold medals in the course of an epic weekend of Olympic sport. While Rafael Benítez thrillingly decides that he's not leaving Liverpool and Frank Lampard even more thrillingly decides he's not leaving Chelsea, out in the real world of sport, it's been one British victory after another, eight golds over the weekend. It's like waking up to find yourself an East German.
The British have been brilliant, superb, unrelenting, unflinching, unforgiving. They have not been remotely lucky. Everything has been the result of hard training and masterful seizing of the opportunity. Even more amazingly, everything has been done by Brits who had the courage to win, the courage to make their opponents lose. They left choking to the other nations.
Already, Britain have 11 gold medals at these Olympic Games, the same number that they had in Sydney, two more than in Athens. What's more, there are still seven days of competition to go.
One more gold would be the highest total since Antwerp in 1928; 16 would be the highest since the London Olympics of 1908. Find me an Australian, quick, I have an urgent need to talk about sport.
The velodrome has become a killing ground. Cycling has become a template, not just for the British but for the world, if you want to know how best to translate funding into gold. Three of the weekend's medals came here, the last of them from Rebecca Romero in the individual pursuit. She is a rower turned dry bob, an athlete of black despair and golden elation and last night, her victory whoops lifted the roof of the Laoshan velodrome.
When anybody else in the world is intense, Chris Hoy gets royalties. He is an unsated Redgrave of the wooden O, and he picked up one gold by leading the men's team sprint. Hoy is unbeatable in the men's one-kilometre time-trial, so they took it out of the Olympic programme and replaced it with the keirin, the rather curious event in which you have to chase a moped. So Hoy won that instead; and Bradley Wiggins took his tattoos and his haircut to victory in the individual pursuit.
Rebecca Adlington won her second gold in the 800 metres freestyle, and kept talking about all the Jimmy Choo shoes she's going to get as a reward. She may be a great swimmer, but she's terrified of the sea: “I don't do fish.”
Zac Purchase and Mark Hunter won the men's lightweight double sculls. “The last ten years came down to six minutes of hell,” Purchase said. Meanwhile, the foppish Andrew Triggs Hodge stroked the men's four to victory, overhauling the Australians in the last few metres. “I always knew we had another gear,” he said; one hell of a time to find it.
Over at the sailing, Ben Ainslie in the Finn class and the women in the Yngling both went into the final race knowing who they had to beat. In these head-to-head circumstances, each forced the opponent to bottle it. Not British, you think? Ainslie is a glutton for competition, and is utterly fearsome mano-a-mano.
The three blondes in a boat from Athens have had a change of cast and swapped one blonde for another. Shirley Robertson left after a bitch-fight, but they won without her. And that makes eight; or, if you prefer, 11 and counting. Sorry, I haven't mentioned the minor medals, but I simply don't have the space.
It was an utterly extraordinary weekend of sport, and that's without counting the greatest swimmer that ever drew breath, as Michael Phelps, of the United States, beat Mark Spitz's record to win eight gold medals: if he was a large developed country, he wouldn't be looking too shabby in he medals table. Oh, and we also had the fastest man in history in the most sensational 100metres final since, say, 1936.
But let us be parochial. It's not often we have a chance to gloat, but the thing to realise is that this isn't a one-off; this isn't a fluke.
This is a sporting renaissance, and it has been going on since the lottery began. The dark days when England got a single gold medal at the Atlanta Games of 1996 can be forgotten. It's not just the money, it's also because money is related to performance. Use it or lose it.
Excellence is being pursued with a dedication that can be genuinely alarming when you see it close, too. British Olympic yachting, rowing and cycling frighten the world. They have established a way that is hard, ruthless and unforgiving. Just like modern sport.
So let us, for a while, leave off moaning about the national teams in the traditional ball sports. Britain has a new sporting culture, and it is to be found in the heartland Olympic sports.
So let us not blame national character when the football team fail, the cricket team collapse and the rugby team blow hot and cold. No, send the soft-centred buggers down to the velodrome to learn what it takes.
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Alan thompson, head of the aussie swim team thinks we're doing well for a country with few swimming pools & no soap. I can find 3254 public swimming pools in the UK yellow pages, but only 1032 in the oz one. Funny that. Plenty of soap in the local supermarkets too.
Matt, Didcot,
Most Aussies I have met are pretty good people and recognise that the English bulldog spirit is strong and alive. They will come back harder in London where they have previously had World Cup success in Rugby and Cricket.
Bill Johns, Nottingham, England
The poor Aussies. They finish 6th and GB have a great team in the Cycling and therefore it gives them the smug right to do a bit of Aussie Bashing. I suppose England are the ones without Class.
Andy, Newcastle, England
I'm not sure why the Aussies are so obsessed with Britain. We are a small island but time after time make the Aussies look silly with their repetitive whining.
If the Aussies had any class, they would just say well done Britain or just not say anything at all.
Dutchy, Reading, Berks
Craig
I can tell you there are about 10 million englishman living in Australia too.
Bert Newton, Townsville, Australia
To Brendon of Warrnambool if whinging became an Olympic sport Australia would undoubtedly win gold silver and bronze.Substantial Aussi whinging was also heard when England dumped you out out of the last rugby world cup and the one before that.
t glover, Dorset, England
The Oz population isn't one third of GB, there are at least another 10 million Aussies living abroad, most of them in London !!
Craig, Huntingdon,
It seems to me that many in GB have felt so deflated by previous performances that they cannot make sense of the fact that they are doing so much better that they resort to this attack on Oz. There is only one difference. This Olympics GB 12 cycling medals last Olympics 4. This Olympics Oz 1 last 10
Jim Dodds, Brisbane, Australia
Simon, narrow nationalism is the curse of sport and the curse of this small planet. anyone genuinely interested in sport appreciates the beauty of performance and achievement, as long as it is achieved fairly and with good grace.
peter, canberra, Australia
True sports fans, in Australia and elsewhere, are delighted at the British success and at the collective and individual performance. From someone who's worked in the Australian sports system for many years and watched the british swim team benefit from its training at the AIS in Canberra, well done.
peter, canberra, Australia
But a warning; don't get cocky and acknowledge openly that money and quality coaching and sports science, a lot of it from Australia (who also poached from around the world in the 80s) has a lot to do with it.
peter, canberra, Australia
Still a long way to go to match the British medal haul of the 1908 Olympics: 56 Gold, 51 Silver and 38 bronze which was almost as many medals as the rest of the world put together !
adam forrester, London, UK
London 2012 I can already see it, London turned into one huge Earls Court, overflowing with Aussies, Kiwis, Seth Efricans, Fosters. We are coming to plunder all your Gold Medals, your women and devour whatever food you might be taught to cook in the meantime. Get out now Londoners while you can ;)
Tony, Melbourne, Australia
Nice that the Aussies are now talking about medals per capita, in which they are 3rd.
Well how about a comparison of medals by geographical size of the country. My guess is that Britain is ahead in that.
Seriously though, well done to both
Paul, NY, USA
Good on you, Brits! However, it occurred to me that there can't be many countries who have won at least 8 medals (so far) and where probably 70% of the people know the names of every single medal winner; every medalist gets decent recognition. We're just one big happy family in NZ!
Terry, Napier, NZ
Interesting to know how a Scottish athlete feels when they look up from the dais at another country's flag and hear another country's anthem ( guess flower of Scotland is still unofficial) and how a Scottish supporter feels at home? I could not imagine cheering on a Kiwi or Canadian.
Chris, Sydney, Australia
Mate, it's tiring and gets a bit boring being on top all the time. We're just taking a breather. It's almost cricket season down here, which reminds me, didn't we win the last Ashes 5 to nada?
Don, Sydney, Australia
As an Australian living in the USA, it has been a pleasure to watch the performance of both the UK and Australia. Well done to the UK team. There is no debate this time - you are beating us on the medal tally hands down, and you deserve to revel in the moment.
David W, New York, USA
Oh, thats right - I heard you were going to dominate cricket after 2005 as well.
Steven, Watford,
Per Capita New Zealand is outperforming both GB and Australia!
Len, motueka, nz
Alfonso, NY
"The English have won a couple of medals in the cycling and all of a sudden they think they are world beaters. How is your basketball team coming along??"
We call it netball here mate and schoolgirls are really great at it!
Graham, Towcester, GB
I can't wait for a finally compeditive Commonwealth games!
Bring it on!
Aaron, Melbourne, Australia
I don't in anyway find Australians begrudging GB doing well. Yes there is banter, but it is much more likely that Australia will want to do better next time. The main difference this Olympics is in the cycling events. In the last Olympics Australia won 6 Gold . This year none. Do the maths.
James Dodds, Brisbane, Australia
As a Kiwi who spent many years living and working in London, I'm rapt to see you doing so well. I'm now living in Aussie, and am enjoying seeing them grimacing a little too.
Blair, Melbourne, Australia
England has now got almost 50% more Gold Medals than you Convicts.
Learn your place.
Roll on next years Ashes when we will beat you again.
Mike, Wembley, England
Roll on London 2012.
The sun will never set on the English Empire.
Dave, Whatford, England
@Digger of Perth. Re catching up on medals. I suggest you do a small bit of research and look at the All Time Medal Table in the Sydney Morning Herald. GB 693 OZ 421 and we beat you in Gold too !!
http://www.smh.com.au/olympics/beijing-2008/medal-tally/
Tom , Sydney, Australia
Australia's gold has been dissapointing, so to has the USA. Take away Phelp's gold and the US doesnt look so crash hot. Our overall medal tally is still pretty impressive
Matt, Brisbane, Australia
Well done, GB. As an Aussie, I'm happy to see BG doing well at the Olympics. The Olympics Games is a great way to bring a multicultural country together and build national pride, as it has done for Australia for so many years. I think GB is now achieving at a level that it always should have.
Brenton Foster, Sydney, Australia
PENNY TAYLOR UPDATE: abc radio: she has a "lateral ligament strain". Not necessarily season ending, will be iced and monitored for next 24-48 hours. Might miss semi, might miss final as well, will be a 'see as we go' game
Lauren Jackson, Bejing, China
I feel sorry for the Scots, Irish and Welsh.
Your little world is so Englandcentric.
Your correspondents should Get out and see than Great Britian is more than just smoggy old London.
Arthur, Melbourne, Australia
Nice to see the English have finally gotten over the 1966 World Cup win. It has only taken 42 years.
Xavier, Gold Coast, Australia
Simon
News Flash
Great Britian is not just England!!!
Cheers
Coby Robson, Cardiff, Wales
Simply whoever wins on the veledrome, wins!
Aussies got 6 cycling gold in Athens and none in Bejing. GB have dominated the wheels in Bejing.
Jake, Gosford, Australia
Simon - frankly a bad report today! After the, well, badly judged article around the Scottish curlers a few years ago, you seem to be making a case for Scottish home rule.
I'm a Unionist, stop giving others a means to attack - think before you write - GB is all four of us!!!
Alastair Milne, Glasgow, UK
I reckon the poms might introduce Whinging as an event in London
Brendan, Warrnambool, Australia
Mears v Pembleton
For Everything!!!!
Nathan Buckley, Liverpool, England
It is interesting to note the correlation between the worlds obesity statistics and the Olympic medal tally. Like in the Olympics, Great Britain and Australia are fighting it out, neck and neck, but this time for the title of fattest nation on the planet. The Olympics is a giant illusion.
Tom Watts, Coventry, England
Simon
Do you think that Collingwood handled the Alan Didak and Heath Shaw issue well?
Adrain Anderson, South bank, Australia
As an POM in australia for the last 14.5 years, Sydney & Melbourne before Tasmania, you can't find an Aus to talk about sport, except when they're winning, most of the time. Now it's yeah, look at he size of your population, and You've got the best Aussie coaches money can buy. Not a trace of grace
Mike Kunz, Launceston, Australia
Seems to be a bit of confusion about whether the team is Great British or English. Quite a few Englanders seem unaware that GB includes Scotland , Wales, Northern Ireland and possibly even Yorkshire.
Still, well done the Brits. The cyclists must have been on a steady diet ofr turtle blood.
Greg, Margaret River, Oz
Okay Simon
If you want to talk sport with an Aussie, how do you stop Geelong at the moment?
William Miller, Barwon Heads, Australia
The English always win the sit down sports.
Justin, Brisbane, Australia
England the flower and the rose. Swing low sweet cheery blossom .
Nell Sulivan, London, England
Go Dream Team!
People overseas dont realise that without the American basketball team, the Olympics couldnt pay their own way.
Brian Sharpe, Boston, USA
Hopefully it will be ENGLAND in future olympics and not Team GB, fingers crossed. Looking forward to England v Czech Rep on Wednesday night - much more important. Mind you, If the 'Brits' (sic) can top the loud mouthed Aussies i'll be more than happy - they're scared over here..
Glenn Beckett, Sydney, Australia
This is the greatest performance in the history of England. I put this up with the conquering of Napoleon, seeing off the Dutch and the victory in the Boer war. England has dominated the field of human endeavour for the history of mankind. The world is now back on the correct tilt now the rightful lords and masters of the universe, England are back on top. Brave, brave England. Our mother, our provider and our friend.
Phil, Birmingham, England
The one smiling the most is Lord Coe.
Norman Wright, Gisborne, Australia
The English have won a couple of medals in the cycling and all of a sudden they think they are world beaters. How is your basketball team coming along?? At least Australia is in the quarter-finals. The Australia v Dream Team game may be the highlight of the whole Olympics. It certainly will be here in the USA.
Alfonso, New York, USA
I've aways been of the mind that success in international sport gets the banter going and lifts the country like no other activity. At the end of the games it wil be great to see our politicians take the credit.
John, Stroud, UK
Mike
The Aussie team competes in more sports in the Olympics than the GB team does and that is a fact.
Stephen, Sydney, Australia
I've got a $100 bet with an Ozzie I work with that GB will finish above Australia on the medals table. We made it about 3 days in when Australia was flying in the pool and we hadn't pedaled a single Kilometer.
Now, lets just say they're a bit worried ..but its not over yet! Go GB!
AT, Sydney,
Hi Simon, theres one reason Australia has not one so many medals this year and it doesn't have anything to do with Britain - Michael Phelps. Check out our silver medal tally - thats mainly from our male swimmers getting beaten by Phelps.
Melanie, Sydney, Australia
Can someone please remind The Times that Britain is not just about England? Chris Hoy is a Scot, and Nicole Cooke is Welsh - Britain's success at the weekend has come as a result of a combined British effort, not just England's. Pay your due respects.
Tim Palmer, Leicester,
Nice article, except for the slip.... so it was ENGLAND who won a gold medal in 1996 ? Repeat after me, this is the Great Britain team......Alex Salmond has not yet had his way, so you see Chris Hoy and Ross Edgar do the double for the Union Jack, not the Saltire.
TomCayman, George Town, Cayman Islands
the four independent football associations agree to play as one in the Olympics, theres a good chance they'll have to do so in the World Cup from then on, and no one in Scotland is willing to let that happen. Are we destined to spend the next four years going through this.
Fred Dexter, Newcastle, England
Even as an Australian in Sydney, I'm thoroughly enjoying the banter and Aussie-bashing that has been such a feature of the Olympics coverage. Quite frankly, it's about time your lot came to the party and, just like in the Ashes, we're happy for you to have a win every 20 years or so.
Kevin Rudd, Sydney, Australia
How many people live in the UK versus Australia. Lets balance it on a per capita basis and then see who leads it up....
Paul, Slough,
Marvellous!
Ritchie Benaud, Sydney, Australia
Sean
Why shouldn't we. We are married.
Liz, Melbourne, Australia
Yes, team GBR, well done. Much improved, and adjusted for population we are WAY ahead of China, Russia or the USA.
However, Australia are STILL ahead of us.
Perhaps we should introduce rugby union in London 2012!
Dave, Slough,
Stephen: "Hopefully with Britains success in these Games, the English will learn a little bit more about the world around them ..and other sports that Aussies have been interested in for decades."
What an amazing thing to say, given that Aus rely on splishy-splashies to win 70% of their medals.
Mike Gooding, Crawley, GB! GB! GB!
With 28 golds, Queen Elizabeth II is currently in second behind Hu Jintao in the heads-of-state medal table. By my reckoning, last time she finished second (35 golds) to some cretinous cowboy (36 golds). Not that she needs any more gold (or indeed silver), but some more heroics from her loyal British, Aussie and Jamaican subjects over the next few days could just see her pip her Chinese counterpart
John, Broome, Australia
Perhaps Liz and Andrew in Melbourne are going to nominate cut and paste or plagiarism for the London Olympics to help the Aussies get back on track, their mixed doubles team is an early favourite for gold!!!
Sean, Townsville, Australia
I just can't believe it, to be honest. Is it really us?" I know, all this success is making me nervous, it's like punching above your weight in a relationship, you know it's too good to be true and you're just waiting to be horribly dumped.
Ellenore, Ravens Court Park, England
And let's not go the per capita angle like we Aussies always do. We might have the same number of gold as the UK, maybe more medals in total, but if you look at Jamaica...
The Yanks are the funniest - go to nytimes.com and click their tally - they do it by total medals so are leading China!
Wes, Sydney, Australia
How about golds per millions spent on sport, think Aussies would be way ahead. Poms are doing well now because finally money is being spent on their sports, no brainer really. Also lets enjoy the next few minutes ahead, unfortunately it will be shortlived as the Poms have many more gold bankers to win i'm afraid... Fair play to them..
Tess McGrath, Redcliffe, Australia
Remember, too, that Australia has roughly a third of the population of Great Britain or Germany and a fifth of that of Russia from which to select its Olympic team. Per capita, they are by far the greatest sporting nation on the face of the Earth. But we all know that anyway. Don't we?
Brett Page, Melbourne, Australia
Its not about parochialism Simon.
I will give you a tip it is about the human story.
Emma Snowsills long term boyfriend was killed in a cycling accident last year and now she is Olympic triathlon champion.
Talk about the lows and highs.
Liz, Melbourne, Australia
Sorry to be pedantic but Imust correct both your reporter and various commentators. I am English but it is a british team competing at the Olympics. Secondly, accordiBg to the BBC it was Chinese TV which concentrated so much on Paula Radcliffe..
Alan, Newcastle,
I can talk sport. Can anyone say - Ronaldo.
Ben, South Hampton, England
Why do us English always compare ourselves to the Aussies? I thought we were the Mother country not them? It seems they are the ones to be compared to now.
Aidan James, Cheshire, England
Aussies now have eleven Gold too.
It is quite exciting.
Neville Brown, Sheffield, England
Jessicah Schipper was beaten by two Chinese swimmers in the 200 metres butterfly and neither had a top 50 finish in history? Very suspect.
Donald, South Hampton, England
The Aussies are here to talk sport 24/7...Always!
Sam Newman, Brighton, Australia
I don't think we should worry too much about the Aussies pulling ahead of TEAM GB! TEAM GB! TEAM GB! (as I understand they're officially known)," jabs Sinclair. "I'm sure the British cyclists still have a heap of medals to win in the velodrome. They've already cleaned up in the Riding Fastest In A Line, Riding Fastest By Yourself, Riding Fastest on the Opposite Side of the Track, Riding Fastest On The Same Side of the Track and, most impressively, Riding Fastest Behind A Little Chinese Bloke On A Moped. Surely there are at least a few more of these convoluted events to come.
Jack, Ipswich, England
Aussies win Gold in the female triathlon.
Forget nationalities Simon, it is all about the person side of things and that is what you should be concentrating on. Not stupid parochialism.
A tip for you Simon - The Olympics is about the HUMAN stories.
Emma Snowsills long time boyfriend was killed in a cycling accident and now she is Olympic triathlon Gold Medallist.
Talk about the highs and lows.
Andrew Chilcott, Melbourne, Australia
If only the British could speak AFL as well as the Aussies can speak EPL.
Then, and olny then will the world be a fair place.
Liz, Geelong, Australia
Britian 3rd, Aussies 4th.
It seems both countries are doing exceptionally well.
Neville Brown, Bolton, England
Australians don't talk sport...they more Burp it.
George Wagner, Adelaide, Australia
God Bless the British.
If they didnt exist, you would have to invent them!
Cecil, Ayres Rock, Australia
"I don't want unbiased coverage; I want hilariously over-the-top Barry Davies-style Team GB! GB! GB! cheerleading."
Donald, Leeds, England
When are the Dinghy Races on - any commentary?
Graham Dunlop, Rusliup, England
"I think it's safe to say that whatever country you're in when the Olympics is on is purely focused on their own athletes and potential successes and failures. GB! GB! GB! used to be different because we won so little that the Beeb had no choice but to show a wide range of events." That's spot on, that, except that I think the Beeb might be even worse than a lot of those other broadcasters. If you'd have seen the marathon yesterday, and the coverage of Radcliffe in favour of everything else, you'd all be hanging Auntie out to dry right now.
Todd Shand, Glasgow, Scotland
China is feeling gutted right now. For all the loads of gold medals that they have accumulated, nothing would have been sweeter than to hear the Chinese anthem blaring out loud in the Bird's Nest (by virtue of winning a track event). They would love to trade some of those golds for Liu Xiang's avai
Lam Phung, Bejing, China
Have the British woken up from their 30 year Olympic slumber?
About time.
you Poms have a lot of medals to catch up.
digger, Perth, Australia
Yes England have too much focus on the EPL
There is a real world out there with lots of other sports which are more interesting than your usual 0-0 draw.
Sahid Malik, Birmingham, England
You are right Simon.
Most Englishman I talk to cant talk sport at all.
All they know is EPL.
Hopefully with Britains success in these Games, the English will learn a little bit more about the world around them ..and other sports that Aussies have been interested in for decades.
Stephen Curry, Brisbane, Australia
I see Man U was held to a draw. This is the most important story in Sports today. Glum.
Who cares about the Olympics anyway?
Rob Boyce, Manchester, England
The English know EPL and very little else. Now pass me some kippers with mushy peas for my breakfast.
Great goal by Torres on the weekend.
Carl, Liverpool, England
I can't wait for the Olympics to be over so we can get back to football dominating everything rather than women's beach volleyball.
Kevin, Sheffield, England
Every time the English pull away on the medals table, We (the Australians) pull right back next to you.
Cheers.
William, Sydney, Australia