Ann Treneman
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It was Boris Johnson’s birthday yesterday. The new mayor was 44 and he began his big day by appearing on the Today programme in the 8.10am slot. The topic was the Olympic budget and the idea was to talk up the Olympics Games while laying down the law about cost overruns. The goal was to sound authoritative. This was to be a happy day as well as a happy birthday.
Instead, it was a car crash, and not just a little fender bender either. Boris doesn’t do little fender benders. He does big bizarre multiple vehicle pile-ups in which motorways have to be shut because a lorry of goats was involved and horned animals are roaming the outside lane. Yes, that bizarre. Actually it was even stranger. This time there were no goats involved, just one very large newt named Ken who couldn’t stop himself from calling up Radio 4 to crow on air. Can newts crow? They can now.
So when did things go wrong? I have timed it because, as this was about the Olympics, I like to have a stopwatch to hand. That is why I can report what may be a record. Boris burbled “Good morning!” to Sarah Montague. That took one second. That was the high point.
Her first question was about something called the memorandum of understanding. This document, signed by the former mayor and the former Chancellor, is about who pays if the Olympics overrun. (I love that “if”. Already, I felt like shouting at the radio.)
Sarah: “Can you clear that up by saying you will publish the memorandum?”
Boris: “Actually I haven’t seen the memorandum.” Crash, bang, wallop. Boris began to waffle about how there couldn’t be cost overruns and how transparent he was being. But at this point the only thing he was being, transparently, was a fool. No decent interviewer could hear that the mayor had not seen this memo and not come back to it.
Sarah: “Are you going to try and see this memo?”
Boris: “I rather doubt that it exists.” I could hear tyres screeching. CRASH, BANG, WALLOP. The capital letters are necessary. This was no longer a lower-case situation.
So would he publish? Boris kept evading the question (as you do when you are being transparent) and announced that the details of the agreement that did not exist were in doubt.
Sarah: “So the deal does not apply?”
Boris: “The details of this deal are far from clear.”
For me and all other listeners the memo of understanding was now a memo of misunderstanding. I was completely befuddled. Boris kept spouting that there could be no cost overruns and that these would be the the best Olympics since they began in 753BC. (Even this was wrong, it was 776BC.) He ended by denouncing the idea that he could compete with David Cameron to be leader as a “load of twaddle”.
Finally, something I could understand and, as it turns out, that is exactly what it all was. For within seconds we discovered that the memo of misunderstanding not only existed but it was on a government website and within minutes the former mayor was on the radio too.
Ken found it bizarre that Boris had not bothered to find the memo before coming on the programme. “But then you have to be fair to the man,” chortled Ken. “He’s got to write his Daily Telegraph column and so he can’t be a full-time mayor.”
Ouch. Now that is the sound a newt crowing.
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Why am I not surprised! When I heard that Boris Johnson was the new Mayor I knew it was only a matter of time before the buffoon would show his true colours! This is the tip of a gargantuan ice berg I fear!
Catherine, Bristol,
Londoner's warped sense of humour has already come to haunt them. What did they expect from either ex-candidates - serious political debate and action?
Jim Hatch, Acapulco, Mexico
The impression you give, rather than pick Boris up on his undoubted fumbles, is to sound like an unrepentant supporter of Livingston trying to start an early campaign to run Boris down. Not subtle or particularly clever.Boris will make plenty of gaffes in the future so just bide your time
george, London,
I thought Boris was smarter than getting caught out like this. He should have answered something like, 'my legal people are examing the MOU to ensure that it adaquately protects the london residents from any cost overunns that may occur. Once we've completed this review I will be publishing etc etc.
John, Reading, uk
Ken created the mess that will be the Olympics, complete with humungeous budget overspend. He admitted it was deliberate to get the Govt to contribute towards'renovating' the East End. Boris is picking up the pieces; he is trying to reduce costs, & almost certainly will.
Only story: Ken fouled up.
Donna Walker, Effingham, England
the media these days are amazing. Johnson tells the truth about a memo he hasn't seen, and Ms Treneman gloats in a rather immature fashion. Tory minister tells Paxman that he has read the memo when he hasn't, and Paxo annihilates him.
Boris didn't create or overspend on this budget. Non-article.
john ward, Lyme Regis, UK
London elects Boris - now the long hangover begins. We're only a few weeks in and the joke is already wearing very thin indeed.
One silver lining; the antics of this prize buffoon and those of David Davis may yet block Cameron's path to Downing Street.
David, Ely, UK
Oh no Boris didn't know when the Olympics started, thats not really that bad, you probably checked it on wikipedia besides the one thing I like about Boris is he realizes that the media want to make up funny stories about him and well he does it for them naturally.
Joshua, Mildenhall,
Ann, if you are going to write this sort of exaggerated twaddle about an insignificant oversight by a public figure you will have nothong left in your locker for the really big dodo's.
Anthony Back, Wellington, Telford, England
Yet another comment from me, Budgets are in reality not budgets because for a thing like the Olympics it has to be made at whatever cost it is going to be, so it could runover no biggy as it has to be made. The problem is that the building is probably going to be under used once they have made it.
Joshua, Mildenhall,
FWIW, 753BC is the when Rome was founded. Easy mistake to make.
Adrian, London,
It sounds like Mr Livingstone didn't give Mr Johnson a proper briefing before he left - otherwise he would know this sort of information.
There's nothing like the power of a withholding information if you want to make your successor look a fool.
The Blair/Brown debacle was the same.
Annie Hancock, Bath, UK
The article just highlights the type of people and society which are part of the problem. Very quick to attack for stupid reasons, i am no BJ fan but give the guy a break, so what he did not read something big deal, the olympics are already doomed anyway, what blooming difference does it make!
C Kroustis, London,
Good article. The interview went like shooting ducks in barrel. The contractors for the Olympic build program must be rubbing their hands with this imbecile at Londons helm. I could almost guarantee that it will run over. I for one do not want to pay for this cash wasting extravaganza.
Mark, Yorkshire,
Oh dear, Livingstone has made himself look very much like the Ricky Gervais character in the Office who keeps hanging around even when he's been made redundant.
Have some dignity Ken, otherwise you are in danger of becoming a cartoon.
Pete, St Albans, England
Give Boris a chance? If he hasn't read a memorandum which might commit Londoners to fork over billions of pounds then what has he read? Does he even know the responsibilities and powers of the office he holds?
It seems there are no limits to this man's complacency and sefl-satisfied ignorance.
MIckGJ, London,
You sound pretty good at crowing yourself there Ann
If he hasn't seen the memo how on earth can he say there and then that the deal applies?
As for the 753BC comment, he said, and I quote "..most wonderful Olympics in history Since 753BC or whenever it is they kicked off"
Phill, The Wirral, England
I listened to R4 also. Boris didnt come acrosss as he would have liked, Im sure, but this is modern politics. Denial of a document just means he hasnt read it, not that it doesnt exist. Mr. Livingstone was quick to assert that all eventualities had been covered.
Fat chance!
Give Boris a chance.
Phil Austin, RAUNDS, England