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Forget sweaty nightclubs and noisy bars packed to the rafters - the hot new
nightspots are refined, engaging and sexy… cabaret is hot again. Across
London cabaret club nights have been popping up from Soho to Shoreditch in
recent months, with sexy names like Afternoon Tease and Friday Follies, and
then there's cabaret's cover girl, Dita Von Teese, the curvaceous burlesque
performer whose evocative poses - straddling saddled and wrapped around
poles - have propelled her onto the centre spreads of countless magazines.
It sounds like a passing trend, and knowing the fickle nature of London night
owls it would be easy to denounce cabaret as just that, but the decision by
London's leading listings magazine, Time Out, this month to launch
a cabaret listings and reviews section suggests the cabaret renaissance is
more than just a flash in the pan.
From afternoon tea with tassels to transvestites, here's a guide to some of
London's glittering cabaret outings:
Afternoon Tease at Volupté
The unassuming location, tucked behind Chancery Lane, was an odd choice for
Volupté, a venue that's been dubbed the latest neo-burlesque opening (its
neighbours tend to cater to a post-work suited crowd). But passing traffic
is unlikely to fill the place - it will rely on the burgeoning network of
burlesque blogs and grapevines to attract its customers.
The intimate bar upstairs, which is party to feather-fan dancing on some
nights, is used as a reception area ahead of the Afternoon Tease where
innovative cocktails, such as a Japanese Slipper (tequila, fresh lemon juice
and Midori) are served. Downstairs, the décor screams girly boudoir, with
stylish printed wallpaper, chairs draped in lustrous fabrics and a folding
screen in a space cleared between the tables from which sultry performers
with names like Tallulah Mockingbird emerge during tea.
The champagne is a good start to set the tone, and is followed by delicate
finger sandwiches and patisseries, then sweet-smelling fresh scones with jam
and clotted cream and teas, served by "Teasmaids" in the
traditional housemaids' black and white outfits, but with a sexy twist
(fishnet tights and plunging cleavages). Performances range from husky
singers belting out Nina Simone to bold burlesque strip tease acts. It's a
perfect girly outing - women make up most of the audience - although the
three couples who were there also looked like they were having a good time.
Need to know: Afternoon Tease is on the first Saturday of
every month 2.30-6pm, and costs £6 on entry and £18 for the full menu or £10
for a cream tea with champagne and tea. Volupté, 9 Norwich St, tel. 020 7831
1622, www.volupte-lounge.com, reservations@volupte-lounge.com, tube station:
Chancery Lane
Kitsch Cabaret at Madame Jo Jo's
Madame Jo Jo's is a Soho institution. The club has been generating queues of
colourful characters outside its doors for years. Shows include music,
comedy and burlesque shows, but Saturday is Kitsch Cabaret night,
unashamedly camp, louche, and loud.
The clientele on the night I visited was exclusively female, and almost
exclusively hen nights, doing their best to out-sing, out-scream and
out-dance each other.
Pinot grigio flows and the extravagant transvestite performers whip the crowd
into a frenzy of sing-a-long, dance-on-the-tables hysteria led by the brash
compere, Miss Terri (pictured, left). Waitresses, dubbed "The Barbettes",
are mostly over six foot tall, and teeter on their size ten heels with money
stuffed into their skimpy outfits and trays groaning with cocktails. It's a
girls' night at full volume - gen-up on your Abba, don your sparkly heels
and leave your dignity at the door...
Need to know: Tickets for Kitsch Cabaret start from £20 and
must be booked in advance and guests be seated by 7.30pm, when dinner is
served. Madame Jo Jo's, 8-10 Brewer St, London, tel. 020 7734 3040,
www.madamejojos.com, tube station: Piccadilly Circus
The Whoopee Club at various venues
If you're a burlesque/cabaret fan the only thing you need to know is that the
movement's bible, The Erotic Review, dubbed this night "the
dog's bollocks".
The monthly burlesque night is London's longest running, whose performers
sound like Bond baddie cast-offs: "Katherine Delish" and "Miss
Immodesty Blaize", are two regulars. Entertainment ranges from circus
acts to sword swallowing and nipple tassel twirling, and strip teases
feature highly. The girls who perform mostly train at London's Burlesque
Academy or the London School of Striptease, where classes include belly
dancing and fan dancing, as well as strip tease.
It's an education for many Londoners who regard strip tease as seedy, and
would be taken aback by the sophisticated crowds - bar the occasional rubber
fetishist - that gathers at Whoopee Club nights. The audience make as much
effort as the performers, the girls in tea dresses, fascinators and elegant
shoes and men in brogues and Panama hats. It's a night to show off some
well-rehearsed dace moves and dress up - think Ascot Races in the 1950s.
Need to know: The Whoopee Club night changes venues
regularly, and has in the past been held at the Great Eastern Hotel, Bethnal
Green Working Men's Club and the Cobden Club in west London - which
regularly hosts cabaret nights. To find out about the next dates, keep an
eye on listings magazines and register your email on the Whoopee Club
website, www.thewhoopeeclub.com.
Cabaret night at The Play Room
Cabaret clubs tend to be dark and intimate, but The Play Room is spacious and
grand, with oodles of red leather, leopard and zebra print, chandeliers and
sleek lacquered tables. Located on the former site of 10 Rooms, just off
Piccadilly Circus, it's not a pure cabaret club and on Saturday nights
functions as a high-end West End night club with DJs and dance music.
Fridays, however, draw a different crowd to enjoy sultry cabaret over supper
and swanky drinks. Jack Valentine is a suited, smoothy crooner who belts out
Sinatra hits, while Delilah, a former underwear model, appeals to the male
audience with her burlesque show. The venue has also hosted the very
hot-right-now cabaret act, The Puppini Sisters, a brunette, blonde and
redhead whose stylish outfits are as smooth as their jazz and swing tribute
numbers.
The club serves a modern European weekly-changing menu for a reasonable £27.50
for three courses, which includes cabaret and a VIP table in the club until
3am (normally you'd need to buy a bottle of premium spirits or champagne to
get a table). Dishes include options such as tiger prawns flambéed in
Absinth to start, and wild mushroom risotto to follow.
Need to know: Cabaret nights are on most Fridays and some
Wednesdays and Thursdays (check the website for details). Entry costs £7
before 10pm, but is free if a table for dinner has been reserved. After 10pm
only guest-listed people are admitted. The Play Room, 10 Air Street, London,
tel. 020 7734 9990, www.theplay-room.com, tube station: Piccadilly Circus
Viva Cake at Bethnal Green Working Men's Club
The unlikely venue is over 50 years old, and while it still attracts its
grey-haired groupies, a wave of youthful patrons has flourished in the last
three years, to the point where popular nights now spawn snaking queues
around the block.
One such night is Viva Cake, which starts with free cakes, tea and sandwiches
from 4.30pm over dominoes and cards - not a mile away from the geriatrics'
past times, with one exception… the waitresses are on roller skates. Tea is
over by 7pm and gives way to live bands, dance classes, fortune-tellers, a
beauty parlour, and any other entertainment that's been dreamt up by the
organisers that month.
Music careers from jazz and indie to big band and swing, with performances
from fashionable acts such as The Pipettes, a girly poptastic three-piece
who wear matching polka dot dresses. Forget West End prices - bottles of
beer are £2.50 - and forget West End antics - there's no blubbing or spewing
in the loos and definitely no drugs.
Need to know: Entry costs £6 and Viva Cake is on every third
Saturday of the month, from 4.30pm-2am. Bethnal Green Working Men's Club,
44-46 Pollard Row, London, www.workersplaytime.net for the club or
www.myspace.com/vivacakebitches for the night, tube: Bethnal Green
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