USP Bog standard: it’s underground in former public conveniences in Clerkenwell. A special feature is the range of 45-minute express treatment packages aimed at the lunchtime and after-work crowd. Definitely not for lounging around at leisure.

AMBIENCE Intimate: steps lead down from the railings at street level to a reception area and two treatment rooms and showers. Simple, uncluttered neutral colours warmed up with wood veneer. The two therapists wear chic cheongsam-style black trouser suits

EXPERIENCE Friendly and efficient. Tired, dry skin was left soft and sheer by the rigorous but relaxing 30-minute body polish with mineral salts, followed by a smothering of rich moisturisers. The 45-minute express manicure, eyelash tint and eyebrow wax was a perfect little pampering pick-me-up.

FOOD Definitely not for ladies who lunch — there isn’t any food.

IN CROWD Hacks in a hurry from ITN and The Guardian, both nearby.

WALLET WATCH Good value, especially if you become a member, which costs £50 annually and offers a £25 spa tab against any treatments, plus 20-25 per cent discounts on all treatments. Members mini-manicure £14; Dermalogica facial combined with back neck and shoulder massage £80.

NEED TO KNOW The Rosebery Rooms, 168 Clerkenwell Road, London (020-7833 3820; www.roseberyrooms.com)

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