Mark Frary
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Snowflakes fell around me as I massaged my ski-sore legs in the bubbling jets of the hot tub. Suddenly, the opening chords of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band boomed out and I opened my eyes. Inside, one of the staff nodded towards me to check that the music choice and volume was OK. I nodded sleepily and got back to drinking my recently topped up flute of champagne.
This is the kind of service that you get in the most expensive chalet in the Alps - The Lodge in Verbier, the latest addition to Sir Richard Branson's Virgin Limited Edition portfolio, alongside Necker Island in the Caribbean and Kasbah Tamadot in Morocco. A week here over last New Year cost £59,000 for the hire of the whole property.
Not that you could have stayed here though since Sir Richard and his family had taken over the place for a couple of weeks. Next winter, if you want to stay that same week, it will cost you £71,000.
I was the first journalist to stay in the Lodge's master suite, where Sir Richard and his wife had been a couple of weeks earlier. It's a rare thing to say you have shared a bed with Sir Richard. And what a bed. I almost needed a ladder to climb on to it, and it was as wide and white as Verbier's Mont Fort glacier. I had a spectacular view of the mountains and the resort's snowy rooftops in one direction and of my swish bathroom - complete with egg-shaped bath and three designer rubber ducks in the other.
The Lodge opened in December after a £3.7m renovation transformed it from its previous incarnation as a bog-standard three-star hotel. The new look - Alpine boutique chic - is the brainchild of interior designer Fiona Barratt. The old orangey pine has been ripped out and replaced with reclaimed larch. In came designer pouffes in chocolate leather, green snakeskin-effect bar stools and velvet sofas the colour of a morning latte.
So what are you getting for your money? Space and location for starters. The previously cramped rooms have been knocked together and the Lodge is just a three-minute walk from Verbier's main Médran lift.
What you don't get is a view from the lounge: a new chalet built at the same time as the Lodge was being renovated has blocked much of the view.
Some guests may complain about having nothing to look at outside, but this is more than made up for by other attractions. Food is a key part of any chalet experience, and I loved that the food at the Lodge is not fussy. I was more than happy to sup on a bowl of filling French onion soup, a simple leaf salad with local goat's cheese and a breast of Landes chicken after a day out on the slopes.
“Good food doesn't have to be posh,” said the Lodge's Dutch chef Gerwin Brand, who worked as a sous-chef under Raymond Blanc at Le Manoir aux Quat'Saisons. Before and after dinner, there was plenty to keep us occupied. I had a hot and cold stone treatment in the Lodge's mini spa run by Hannah Lightbown, who previously worked on Necker. Treatments are not included in the headline price but costs are not inflated - £42 for a basic facial and £65 for a full-body massage.
After that, I popped outside with some of the other guests to try my hand at curling on the Lodge's own ice rink. It's too small and rough for adults to skate on, but kids with helmets and knee pads will love it. I contented myself instead with traditional curling fuelled by yet more champagne. After proving that ice rinks, champagne and staying upright don't go together, I descended into the heart of the chalet, the basement “party area”. You can while away many an hour here, thanks to a pool table, an enormous flatscreen TV with a Wii, a huge selection of DVDs and a bar where you can help yourself to anything - more champagne, Jäger bombs, fresh juice.
The touches that make this not just any chalet are everywhere but it is the Lodge's staff - and its excitable chocolate labrador Bam Bam - that are its greatest asset. The ten-strong team is headed by Virgin veterans Paul Allen and Hannah Bowen-Jones. Paul worked as a tennis coach and Hannah as a watersports instructor on Necker, Sir Richard Branson's official home in the British Virgin Islands. There are still a few teething problems - one guest arrived to find the bin overflowing with rubbish left by the previous occupant, my in-room safe failed to work, and cleaning products were left in the bathroom. Nothing that can't be fixed, but it is these tiny things that the Lodge will be judged on by its demanding clientele who have paid so much to stay.
So, do I like it? What's not to like about having such service, space and facilities so close to the heart of the resort I have visited countless times for its superb skiing. Is it worth it? I think it's overpriced, but it seems that others don't agree. The Lodge is booked up for all but two weeks of this season, and it's this popularity that has prompted the increase in prices for next winter. So expect the Lodge to become Necker on ice.
Need to know
Virgin Limited Edition (0800 716919, www.virginlimitededition.com) offers The Lodge for exclusive hire in winter from £36,250 a week. It accommodates up to 18 in nine rooms and suites, plus up to six children in a bunk room. In summer three-night stays are offered from £1,332 per double room. Flights not included.
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